Short Answer:
Because he wanted to be a "paws"itive role model! 🐾😄
Explanation:
The dog kept tripping because he wanted to show everyone that even if you stumble sometimes, you can still keep moving forward with a pawsitive attitude! This playful answer adds a funny twist by using a pun with "paws" (instead of positive) to highlight the dog's determination to be a good example. The paw-print emoji adds an extra touch of joy and cuteness to the response.
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 24, 2015
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 20, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Athumani (Guest) on December 20, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Mustafa (Guest) on December 6, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 28, 2015
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 28, 2015
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 25, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 23, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Sumaya (Guest) on November 12, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 5, 2015
😆 I’m dying over here!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 4, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Arifa (Guest) on October 22, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 12, 2015
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 11, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 9, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Safiya (Guest) on September 28, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Khadija (Guest) on September 24, 2015
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 15, 2015
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Kazija (Guest) on September 15, 2015
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Umi (Guest) on September 9, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
James Malima (Guest) on September 8, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 7, 2015
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Hekima (Guest) on September 1, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 17, 2015
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Fadhila (Guest) on August 15, 2015
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 9, 2015
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 7, 2015
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 29, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 28, 2015
😃 Instant mood boost!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 19, 2015
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 16, 2015
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Athumani (Guest) on July 14, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 3, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Ramadhan (Guest) on June 30, 2015
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Yusra (Guest) on June 17, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Maulid (Guest) on June 14, 2015
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 14, 2015
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 13, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Mwalimu (Guest) on May 31, 2015
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 26, 2015
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Muslima (Guest) on May 26, 2015
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Muslima (Guest) on May 23, 2015
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
David Ochieng (Guest) on May 23, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 22, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Fikiri (Guest) on May 21, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Athumani (Guest) on May 14, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 1, 2015
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
James Kimani (Guest) on April 27, 2015
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
John Lissu (Guest) on April 26, 2015
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Mjaka (Guest) on April 26, 2015
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Abubakari (Guest) on April 25, 2015
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 22, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Umi (Guest) on April 19, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Sarafina (Guest) on April 15, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 14, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 1, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 24, 2015
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Baridi (Guest) on March 20, 2015
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
George Wanjala (Guest) on March 17, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 14, 2015
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️