Short Answer: "Hey, fungi, you're a fun-guy!"
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun between "fungi" (referring to mushrooms) and "fun-guy" (a play on words to mean a person who is fun). The carrot is using wordplay to make a funny comment to the mushroom, suggesting that it is a fun and enjoyable companion. The use of the emoji 😄 adds to the cheerful and playful tone of the response.
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 10, 2016
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on February 9, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Mwanais (Guest) on February 8, 2016
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Mchawi (Guest) on February 8, 2016
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Nyota (Guest) on February 3, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Halimah (Guest) on January 31, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Zainab (Guest) on January 29, 2016
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 24, 2016
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 19, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Sofia (Guest) on January 15, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 15, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 12, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
Sofia (Guest) on January 12, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 7, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
John Malisa (Guest) on January 5, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Salum (Guest) on January 3, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 29, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 23, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 17, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 11, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Jamal (Guest) on November 27, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Baridi (Guest) on November 20, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 20, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Yusra (Guest) on November 9, 2015
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 7, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 5, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 30, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Biashara (Guest) on October 25, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Maulid (Guest) on October 23, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 30, 2015
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Fatuma (Guest) on September 8, 2015
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 7, 2015
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 30, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 30, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Abubakari (Guest) on August 14, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 14, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
David Kawawa (Guest) on August 13, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 3, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
James Malima (Guest) on July 28, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 21, 2015
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 19, 2015
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 19, 2015
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 11, 2015
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Kiza (Guest) on July 3, 2015
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Jafari (Guest) on July 3, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 25, 2015
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 18, 2015
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 13, 2015
😄 Nailed it!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 10, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 6, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 5, 2015
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
James Malima (Guest) on June 3, 2015
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 1, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 19, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 17, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Zakia (Guest) on May 8, 2015
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 20, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Issack (Guest) on April 20, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 19, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 17, 2015
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂