What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool?

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 16, 2024

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Jamal (Guest) on September 13, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Fatuma (Guest) on September 4, 2024

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Baraka (Guest) on August 29, 2024

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 3, 2024

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 25, 2024

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Maulid (Guest) on July 21, 2024

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Maulid (Guest) on July 17, 2024

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Mohamed (Guest) on July 15, 2024

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 9, 2024

😄 What a joke!

Baridi (Guest) on July 4, 2024

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 29, 2024

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 10, 2024

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Nuru (Guest) on June 8, 2024

😁 Added to my favorites!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 7, 2024

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

David Nyerere (Guest) on June 4, 2024

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 2, 2024

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

James Malima (Guest) on May 22, 2024

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 20, 2024

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 13, 2024

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 13, 2024

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 12, 2024

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 3, 2024

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Shabani (Guest) on May 2, 2024

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 18, 2024

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 10, 2024

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Mustafa (Guest) on April 8, 2024

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Kassim (Guest) on April 7, 2024

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 3, 2024

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Nahida (Guest) on March 29, 2024

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Jafari (Guest) on March 21, 2024

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 20, 2024

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Ali (Guest) on March 15, 2024

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on March 10, 2024

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 10, 2024

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Masika (Guest) on February 28, 2024

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Hashim (Guest) on February 18, 2024

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Ramadhan (Guest) on February 13, 2024

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 12, 2024

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on February 8, 2024

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Chris Okello (Guest) on February 4, 2024

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 28, 2024

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Binti (Guest) on January 23, 2024

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 13, 2024

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 9, 2024

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Makame (Guest) on January 7, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mhina (Guest) on January 2, 2024

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 1, 2024

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Neema (Guest) on December 10, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 9, 2023

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 4, 2023

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Sofia (Guest) on December 3, 2023

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 2, 2023

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Makame (Guest) on November 30, 2023

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Salma (Guest) on November 30, 2023

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Mustafa (Guest) on November 26, 2023

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 17, 2023

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Mwakisu (Guest) on November 2, 2023

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Kiza (Guest) on November 1, 2023

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Yahya (Guest) on October 21, 2023

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯