What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?

George Tenga (Guest) on September 22, 2024

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Ali (Guest) on September 10, 2024

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Issack (Guest) on September 9, 2024

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 8, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 24, 2024

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Shamsa (Guest) on August 16, 2024

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Mzee (Guest) on August 15, 2024

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 5, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 5, 2024

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Jamal (Guest) on July 26, 2024

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 21, 2024

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Grace Minja (Guest) on July 19, 2024

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 29, 2024

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 28, 2024

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

John Lissu (Guest) on June 27, 2024

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Habiba (Guest) on June 24, 2024

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 19, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Habiba (Guest) on June 10, 2024

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 8, 2024

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 7, 2024

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 1, 2024

🤣 This one got me good!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 28, 2024

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 21, 2024

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 21, 2024

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

George Wanjala (Guest) on May 17, 2024

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Sultan (Guest) on May 6, 2024

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 27, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Latifa (Guest) on April 12, 2024

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 10, 2024

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Umi (Guest) on March 18, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Rashid (Guest) on February 29, 2024

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Kahina (Guest) on February 27, 2024

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Hekima (Guest) on February 26, 2024

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Amani (Guest) on February 22, 2024

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on February 11, 2024

😃 Instant mood boost!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 5, 2024

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Sofia (Guest) on February 2, 2024

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Wande (Guest) on January 30, 2024

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 18, 2024

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 16, 2024

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 11, 2024

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 9, 2024

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 7, 2024

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 31, 2023

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 31, 2023

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 31, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Tambwe (Guest) on December 26, 2023

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 25, 2023

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 24, 2023

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Issack (Guest) on December 10, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 3, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

David Sokoine (Guest) on November 25, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 11, 2023

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Halima (Guest) on November 4, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 25, 2023

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 23, 2023

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Zainab (Guest) on October 23, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 14, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 12, 2023

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 3, 2023

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌