VITUKO-VYA-KUKUBADILISHA-MUDI

By, Melkisedeck Shine.

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*Kama mtaani kwenu mambo yamekuwa tait , usikimbilie mtaani kwetu kwani huku yamekuwa dera kabisa*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Jana nilipeleka viatu kwa fundi sasa hivi nimekutana nae amevivaa namuuliza ananiambia eti ni ROAD TEST" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

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V.gif Kizungu nacho ni sheeeedeer

Kizungu nacho ni sheeeeeedeeeer

Mtalii: Do you have vegetables here.
Mtafsiri: Mnavyo vijimeza hapa.
Waiter: Vijimeza vidogo hatuna.
Mtafsiri: No sir, they don't have.
Mtalii: OK, fine, do you have hot dogs.
Mtafsiri: Sawa, je mnao mbwa wa moto.
Waiter: Loh! Bwana we, hatupiki mbwa hapa.
Mtafsiri: They don't cook here
Mtalii: What type of snacks do you have here.
Mtafsiri: Aina ngapi ya nyoka mnao hapa,
Waiter: We bwana we hapa hatupiki aina yeyote
ya nyoka, mwache akale nyumbani kwao.
Mtafsiri: They don't cook any type of snacks
here,
maybe you can go back and eat at home.
Mtalii: OK, at least give us a cocktail juice.
Mtafsiri: OK, tupatie hata juisi ya mkia wa jogoo.
Waiter: Hebu tokeni na bangi zenu hapa, tena
sasa hivi kabla sijakasirika.
Mtafsiri: Lets get out of here
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Usicheke pekeyako

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V.gif Kilichotokea nikiiwa namsaidia mtoto home work

Kusaidia Mtoto wa Nursery Homework ni Ngumu. Unamuuliza "Nina Pipi Tano, nikiwagawia Watoto Watatu, kila mmoja Pipi Mojamoja nabakiwa na ngapi? Anakwambia, "toa Kwanza nizione.."πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Angalia huyu bodaboda anachomuwazia huyu abiria wake na abiria wake anachomuwazia bodaboda

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Ungekua wewe ndo umemfumania dada yako hivi ungefanyaje?

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Unakumbuka enzi hizi za utoto?

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Mara paaa! simba huyo, Ungekua wewe ndio huyu jamaa hapa ungefanyaje?

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Huyu mwalimu hapa kazidi, wanafunzi wataelewa kitu kweli

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Huyu mke kwa kupenda hela, Duh Mapenzi ni hela ya mme

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