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By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Wachaga kweli kiboko: Mcheki huyu mchaga na mbuzi!!!

Mchaga alinunua mbuzi akamwambia mpishi Nyama nusu ipike pilau na ingine itie kwenye friza. Kichwa fanya supu, miguu fanya mchuzi chukuchuku. Ngozi usitupe tutafanya mswala, utumbo pikia ndizi na mifupa tutawauzia wenye mbwa. Kinyesi kihifadhi kwa mbolea ya bustani.

Mpishi akamuuliza Hutaki na sauti ya mbuzi tufanye ring tone kwenye simu yako? Mchaga akajibu Yesuu! hivi inawezekana? bac fanya hivyo tuwauzie na wengine hiyo ringtone. ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

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V.gif Kichekesho cha mtalii na mbongo

Duh! Sikubali bora mbavu zituume wote!

Watalii wana dharau sana bana, Mtalii alikodi boti akazunguka nayo kwenye mto Rufiji kuangalia mandhari, akamuuliza kijana anayeongoza boti, "Do you know Biology, Psychology and Anthropology?" Kijana akajibu "NO," Mtalii akamwambia "nothing you know under the sun? You are useless, and u'll die with your illiteracy!" baada ya muda boti ikaanza kuzama, kijana akamwambia mtalii "Do you know kuogelealogy and kusepalogy from mambalogy? Mtalii akajibu huku ametoa macho "No" kijana akamwambia "You will kufalogy and mambalogy wil eat your matakology because of your bad-mdomology..๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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V.gif Hakuna siku mbaya maishani kama hii

Hakuna siku mbaya maishan kuona mtu uliyesoma naye darasa moja, anakupita na private car,, afu we umeninginia kwenye daladala,,, tena ulikua unamzid akili ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚hapo Ndo utajua kwann gunia na dunia vinatofautiana neno moja

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Wafungwa wengine wahuni, cheki walichomfanyia huyu afande

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Angalia anachokifanya huyu nyani baada ya kupewa bunduki

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Madhara ya mtoto kulelewa bila baba ndo haya

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Ulishawahi kuona viatu vinashonwa na compyuta? hawa jamaa bwana

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Ulishawahi kuona kompyuta ya kienyeji? hii hapa sasa

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Angalia hawa majamaa wamelishwa nyama ya punda

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