KITUKO-KWA-MHENGA

By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Ukimchukua mme wa mtu wewe ni….

"Ukimchukua mme au mke wa mtu, hata kama ni kwa siri wewe si binadamu bali ni KIFO. Maana kwenye kiapo walisema atakayeweza kuwatenganisha ni KIFO TU. Sasa unapowatenganisha ujue kabisa wewe ni KIFO"😳😳

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V.gif Angalia kilichompata huyu mwanafunzi kilaza anayejiamini

Teacher: Who is a pharmacist? Shemdoe raised up his hand. Teacher: So it’s only Shemdoe that can tell who a pharmacist is in this class? So there is no body else to answer the question except Shemdoe? (There was no reply from the students) Teacher: Ok now Shemdoe, chukua hii fimbo, charaza vilaza hawa wote kila mmoja viboko kumi…. Shemdoe akiwa amevimba kichwa, akawatwanga viboko kumi kumi vya kushiba darasa nzima Teacher: Now, my dear Shemdoe tell this dumb students who a pharmacist is… Shemdoe: Yes, sir. A Pharmacist is a farmer who assists people. Shemdoe saiv amelazwa MOI kwa wataalam wa mifupa 🏃

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V.gif Jambo la kufanya kama binti alikuachaga zamani na sahizi anakutaka

🤔😥Kama Binti Akikuacha Eti
Kisa Huna Hela, Ila
Baadae Ukaja Kuzisaka
Mpaka Ukazipata Na Huyo
Binti Akarudi Kwako
Kukuomba Msamaha
Mrudiane..

😬😬Nakushaur Msamehe,
😍😋Mwambie Nakupenda,
💍👉🏽Mwambie Nataka Kukuoa,
🙇🏽🤦🏽‍♂Mpe Ahadi Ya Ndoa,
😊😊Mwambie Nataka
Nikufahamu Kwenu,
🔨😀Ukifika Mwambie Nataka
Nifanye Ukarabati Wa
Nyumba Ya Wazazi Wake
🙆🏽😡Wakikubali👇🏽
*ONDOA PAA LOTE LA NYUMBA YAO HALAF TOWEKA!!!!*
🏃🏾🏃🏾😂🤣😜😝😆🏃🏾🏃🏾
😎😎Hapo Atajua Kwann Idiamini Aliitwa Dada Japo Ni Mwanaume?!

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Umeshawahi kuona hili

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Namna ambayo unaweza ukawa unawachanganya malaika

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Ukisikia tetemeko la mguu ndio hili hapa sasa

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Hii ndio inaitwa midadi, Wenge limemzidi huyu jamaa

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Huyu mtoto akiwa mkubwa atakuaje? kama sasa anawaza bunduki

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Kutoana out sio lazima beach! Sehem yoyote patulivu kama walichokifanya hawa

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