MWEZI HUU FURAHIA VICHEKESHO HIVI VYA KUFURAHISHA VYA MWEZI

By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Kama mpezi wako akikuita MAMITO Unatakiwa umjibu hivi

Akina dada mpenzi wako akikuita MAMITO usikubali

na yeye mwite MAFORONYA kama mbwai na iwe mbwaiπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ

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V.gif Jambo la kufanya kama binti alikuachaga zamani na sahizi anakutaka

πŸ€”πŸ˜₯Kama Binti Akikuacha Eti
Kisa Huna Hela, Ila
Baadae Ukaja Kuzisaka
Mpaka Ukazipata Na Huyo
Binti Akarudi Kwako
Kukuomba Msamaha
Mrudiane..

😬😬Nakushaur Msamehe,
πŸ˜πŸ˜‹Mwambie Nakupenda,
πŸ’πŸ‘‰πŸ½Mwambie Nataka Kukuoa,
πŸ™‡πŸ½πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚Mpe Ahadi Ya Ndoa,
😊😊Mwambie Nataka
Nikufahamu Kwenu,
πŸ”¨πŸ˜€Ukifika Mwambie Nataka
Nifanye Ukarabati Wa
Nyumba Ya Wazazi Wake
πŸ™†πŸ½πŸ˜‘WakikubaliπŸ‘‡πŸ½
*ONDOA PAA LOTE LA NYUMBA YAO HALAF TOWEKA!!!!*
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😎😎Hapo Atajua Kwann Idiamini Aliitwa Dada Japo Ni Mwanaume?!

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V.gif Wadada acheni hizo

Mfalme Sulemani alikuwa na wake 700 na alichepuka(cheated)na vimada 300 . Mpenzi wako/Mume wako unamfumania na kimada mmoja tu ugomvi na amani imapotea ndani ya nyumba,unasimulia kuanzia padri,mchungaji,ukoo wako mzima,mashoga, stress,vidonda vya tumbo,inapelekea mpaka unaokoka,eti kisa kamuonjesha mmoja☝ sasa akionjesha 700 si utakutwa Mirembe�

Wadada acheni HIZO
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V.gif Angalia kilichomkuta huyu msanii wa mziki na mashabiki wake

Msanii mmoja anaitwa ''KINYA'' alikuwa ana perfom jukwaan..!!!
Kawaida kila msanii lazima ajitambulishe, mfano:-
''YEAH NI TEMBA hapa au
YEAH NI CHEGE hapa…!!!

Yeye akasema: "YEAH NIKINYA HAPA…!!!"
Watu wakapiga kelele ''UTAZOAAA'' mwenyewe bwenge wee

JE, WEWE UNGEJITAMBULISHAJE NAITAJI JIBU LAKO TUONEβ™₯

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V.gif Angalia alichokifanya huyu mkaka alipoenda benki 🏦

At the bank..

Teller: Hii pesa ni fake

Mkaka: Shida iko wapi..pesa ni yangu..account pia ni yangu..weka tu!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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V.gif Kichekesho cha mtalii na mbongo

Duh! Sikubali bora mbavu zituume wote!

Watalii wana dharau sana bana, Mtalii alikodi boti akazunguka nayo kwenye mto Rufiji kuangalia mandhari, akamuuliza kijana anayeongoza boti, "Do you know Biology, Psychology and Anthropology?" Kijana akajibu "NO," Mtalii akamwambia "nothing you know under the sun? You are useless, and u'll die with your illiteracy!" baada ya muda boti ikaanza kuzama, kijana akamwambia mtalii "Do you know kuogelealogy and kusepalogy from mambalogy? Mtalii akajibu huku ametoa macho "No" kijana akamwambia "You will kufalogy and mambalogy wil eat your matakology because of your bad-mdomology..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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V.gif Wasichana wa leo

#WASICHANA_WA_LEO:

Jamaa yupo ndani ya Range rover yake mpya na msichana ambaye ni mpenzi wake.

#Jamaa: kuna siri flani nimeitunza moyoni mwangu kwa muda mrefu na nikaona kama nitakuambia lazima utaniacha.

#Msichana: siri gani hiyo mpenzi wangu?

#Jamaaa: nimeoa.
#Msichanaa: HΙ›Ι›Ι›Ι›Ι›Ι›Ι›Ι›! We umenishtua sana,mm nilifikiri hili gari sio lako!
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V.gif Amri za chuo

Ndio hizi sasa

1.Hicho ndicho chuo chako usiwe na chuo kingine ila hicho.
2.Usilitaje bure jna la chuo chako mana utawaumiza wengine.
3.Ikumbuke cku uliyochaguliwa na kuiheshimu.
4.Waheshimu tcu, bodi ya mkopo na uongoz wa chuo ili upate kuendelea kuwepo chuon.
5.Usisapu
6.Usidisko
7.Usitumie mkopo ovyo.
8.Usitaman chuo cha mwenzio
9.Usitamani fakat ya mwenzio
10. Usitaman bumu lake wala chochote alichonacho. hahaha chezea chuo weye!

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V.gif Kwa nini watu hawapendi hesabu!! Sababu hii hapa!

Sababu ni hii

AL-SHABAB
AL-QAEDA
Kwenye MATHEMATICS pia kuna kundi linaitwa

"AL-GEBRA"

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Kumbe ndo maana wengine hawapendi hesabu coz kuna element za ugaidi

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