VIHOJA-VYA-JUMANNE

By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Duh! Hiki nacho chombo cha moto?

_Sheria inasema kila anaetembea na chombo cha moto barabarani sharti awe na leseni._
_Sasa hawa wauza kahawa mbona wanatembea na chombo cha moto lakini hawakamatwi 😑._
_Hizi sheria zinapendelea._
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V.gif Huyu jamaa kawaweza wapenda vya bure

Jamaa kaingia mgahawani kwa fujo
JAMAA : Nipe soda moja na kila mtu mpe yake maana ninapokunywa soda napenda kila mtu anywe
WATU : Ha! Ha! Ha! Haaaa!
JAMAA : Nipe mchemsho na kila mtu mpe wa kwake maana ninapokula mchemsho napenda kila mtu ale wake
WATU: Watu weweeee! Tena safari hii Na makofi juu..
JAMAA : Mhudumu, nipe bili na kila mtu mpe yake maana ninapolipa bili napenda kuona kila mtu analipa yake
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V.gif Hii michezo mingine imezidi sasa, Angalia mazoezi ya kunya, hapa mshindi ni nani?

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V.gif Wanawake wa leo mbele ya hela. Hii ni hatari

WANAWAKE WA SIKU HIZI
MDADA: Baby nikwambie kitu
MKAKA: Yeah Baby Uko huru nambie
MDADA: nilikua naomba hela baby☺
MKAKA: WW nae kwa kupenda hela jana tu nmekupa hela Leo unaomba ya nn πŸ˜–
MDADA: hapana😌 Bby sio hivyo nlikua nataka nikashuhudie tetemeko la ardhi BUKOBA nasikia huko linaonekana vizur .
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Wanawake kumbukeni sio vizuri

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V.gif Kwa wivu huu

Wanawake nilianza kuwachukia tokea shule ya msingi. Ni pale mwanamke wangu aliponiacha na kwenda kwa jamaa mwenye kichongeo kipya …inauma sanaa… WANAWAKE SIO WATU WA MCHEZO MCHEZO ASEEE Bac tuu

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V.gif Biashara ambayo imefeli

*TEACHER*: _nielezee biashara ambayo imefeli kutokana na uzembe
*STUDENT*: Changudoa akipata mimba…
*TEACHER*: _get Out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_
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V.gif Angalia alichokifanya huyu mkaka alipoenda benki 🏦

At the bank..

Teller: Hii pesa ni fake

Mkaka: Shida iko wapi..pesa ni yangu..account pia ni yangu..weka tu!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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V.gif Hapo sasa!! Ni shida!!

Umeshawahi saidiwa homework na mzazi halafu unapata zero?

Hapo ndio unajua shida siyo wewe

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