CHEKA-VICHEKESHO-NA-MHENGA

By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Angalia mchezo wa kutuma message mara zikubali mara zikatae.. Lilishakukuta hili???

ANGALIA HUU MCHEZO WA KUTUMA MESSAGE MARA ZIKATAE KWENDA MARA ZIKUBALI??????NETWORK MBOVU KAMA HII HAIJAWAHI KUKUTA?????

GARLFREND»»hellow sweetheart

BOYFREND»»hellow darling(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFREND»»kwanin hutaki kujibu sms yangu,au huna mda»??

BOYFREND»>najitahid kukujibu lakin mtandao unasumbua,imefika??(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFREND»»kama hunipend bhas usinijbu,kama unanipenda kwel bhas nijibu

BOYFREND»»i love you (SENDING FAILED)
GALFREND»»do you lov me????

BOYFREND»»i lov you baby(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFREND»»usiongee na mimi tenaaaaa

BOYFREND»»i love you sweetieeee(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFREND»»unataka mim na wew tuachaneee????

BOYFREND»»nshachoka mie na huu upUmbavu,shenz (MESSAGE SENT)

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V.gif Faida 3 za uvutaji wa sigara

Ni hizi

1. Mvuta sigara hazeeki
2. Mvuta sigara haumwi na mbwa
3. Mvuta sigara nyumbani kwake haingii mwizi

UFAFANUZI

1. Hazeeki kwa sababu hufa mapema kwa kifua kikuu

2. Haumwi na mbwa kwa vile kifua na mapafu yanapooza na hulazimika kutembea na bakora

3. Nyumbani kwake haingii mwizi kwa kuwa inafika wakati ambapo halali:
atakohoa usiku kucha hivyo mwizi anajua yupo macho
kumbe kikohozi tu!

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V.gif Kilichotokea Leo mahakamani

Leo nimeenda mahakamani, mara judge akasema..
Order! Order…
Mimi na kiherehere changu nikasema.. Chapati .. Maziwa na ovacado tatu …
Nimewekwa kwa karoom kengine hapa kanagiza..
i think wananiandalia chapati
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V.gif Huyu mke ni shida!

MUME: "Unajua mi unanishangaza sana, kila siku nakusikia mara useme TV yangu, gari yangu, chumbani kwangu, mara hoo watoto wangu. Sisi ni mke na mume, kila kitu ni chetu. Jirekebishe bwana".πŸ‘΄πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜’
MKE: Yuko kimya anaendelea na shughuli zake za kupekua kabatini kama hasikii, na hakumjibu kitu mumewe.πŸ‘΅πŸ˜·
MUME: Akamuuliza kwa hamaki,"Sasa hapo unatafuta nini?".πŸ‘΄πŸ˜‘
MKE: "Sidiria yetu!!"πŸ‘™πŸ’
MUME: (kamfungia kabatini alafu kamwambia. "nipo chumbani , ")πŸ‘΄πŸ˜·πŸ˜·
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V.gif Angalia pombe ilichomfanya huyu jamaa, kweli pombe haimuachi mtu salama

Leo nimeiogopa pombe.

Nimetokea kuiogopa pombe baada ya kumwona jirani yangu akicheza muziki kwa sauti ya jenereta langu, akidhani yuko club…..nkamsikia anasema "wee dj noomaaaa"

Baada ya kuzima jenereta akaniuliza uo mziki kaimba nan?

Nlivyokuwa na roho mbaya Nikamwambia iyo ni collabo ya Yamaha na Petrol
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V.gif Hizi sifa zimezidi sasa

MADEM KWA SIFA..

kuumwa aumwe yeye lakn kujifanya anajali sana bas utamsikia BABY KARIBU TUMEZE DAWA πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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V.gif Mcheki Chizi na daktari

Tafakari na ujumbe huuuu!!!… *Mirembe Mental Hospital.* DAKTARI :- Unajisikiaje? CHIZI:-Kila siku naota nyani wanacheza mpira wa miguu. DAKTARI :- Nitakupa dawa leo hautaota tena. CHIZI:-hiyo dawa nipe kesho sababu leo wanacheza fainali. na nilibet πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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V.gif Kwa namna hii wizi utaisha?

Kwa namna hii wizi utaisha?

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