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What do witches order at hotels?

What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter?

Where did the king keep his army?

If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

What do you call a shoe made from a banana?

What’s brown and sneaks around the kitchen?

What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?

What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

What do you call a fish with no eye?

What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

What has four wheels and flies?

What do elves learn in school?

What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?

What dies but never lives?

What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What kind of weather does a turkey like?

Why did the book join the police force?

📷 Funny Pictures👇

What to do when you think that your man is cheating

Lunch break blazed

The saddest panda

Funniest table design ever

Best moment of Showering with friend

Amazing tree eat car

When you like to be like your friend so much

White people being weird

Awesome truck carry cars

When people sing happy birthday to you

Funny shoes creations

When you want to make your friend to be like you

Awesome avocado shaped car

The saddest panda

When you try hard to like your competitors

Learning fasting practically

When you want to show that you are laughing

Funny child talk about mom

The most difficult exercise

When you know tomorow is weekend

📓 Motivations & Economic👇

Clear explanation of Planning

Where will this corruption end?

The journey is so short

MARKETING STRATEGIES FOR YOUR BUSINESS

Factors of Life

BUSINESS FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT PLAN

Tragic cat's moment

Tips of being yourself

Meaning of common abbreviation which you use everyday

Balance Sheet of life

Beautiful story

I hope everybody will reflect on this

Best Inspiring quotes for today

Where will this corruption end?

Basic business skills

Be aware of this trick

STORY The price of kindness

Planning Concepts

Change your thinking reach your goals and dreams

How to be charismatic

EVALUATING EXTENSION PROGRAMMES

Interesting story for new year

Advice for knowledge

Stages in the development of a business career

❤ Relationship & Community👇

Every woman should read this

11 things to think of when Your Boyfriend Tells You That You're Beautiful

15 techniques on how to Handle Valentine's Day in a New Relationship

Respect your time zone

Avoid a bad Marriage

How To function WhatsApp group

18 Things to do to Get Someone to Stop Sexting You

Respect your time zone

STORY would you stop to listen?

Tragic cat's moment

10 tips to Stop Being Needy or clingy

Most sexy looking girls do not have someone to tell them the truth

15 Ways to Assess Your Relationship Stage

13 Best ways to be a good girlfriend

Look how words you use may change your life

How to be charismatic

11 things to think of when Your Boyfriend Tells You That You're Beautiful

A letter from an aborted child

18 Best techniques steps for approach a girl

8 things you need to do to Survive a Bad Date

12 Tips for Break up with your boyfriend or girlfriend when You Are Already Dating Someone Else

Sometimes it is good for us to act blind

Every woman should read this

Balance Sheet of life

🍴 Food, Nutrition, Health & Fitness👇

2017 Tips for good health

Be aware with snake season

Normal body conditions

Tips to keep yourself healthier

Advantages of Warm water and disadvantages of cold water

Eating fruit on empty stomach

Normal body conditions

Advantages of Warm water and disadvantages of cold water

Tips to keep yourself healthier

Eating fruit on empty stomach

2017 Tips for good health

Be aware with snake season

🎡 Education & Technology👇

Planning Concepts

Basic General Enterprising Tendencies (GETs)

What is agribusiness

Assessing the Viability of the business Idea

THE MARKETING PLAN

EVALUATING EXTENSION PROGRAMMES

Ways of get money for your business

Meaning of common abbreviation which you use everyday

Understanding Entrepreneurs and Entrepreneurship

Developing Business Ideas and Opportunities

MODELS OF EVALUATION AND THEIR ANALYSIS

Basic General Enterprising Tendencies (GETs)

What is agribusiness

Ways. To increase concentration

Planning Concepts

World's 8 superb lessons

Developing a Financial Plan

Assessing the Viability of the business Idea

How to develop ones Enterprising Tendencies?

How to write Business Description

BUSINESS MANAGEMENT PLAN

Basic business skills

BUSINESS PLAN

Normal body conditions

MARKETING STRATEGIES FOR YOUR BUSINESS

⛪ Christianity & Moral👇

It doesn't matter how people see you

Facts about midnight prayer

The story of crime girl 👧

The Kingdom of God is Within You

STORY Be that kind of woman

Take lots of "BEER" during lent

An infant rejoice in the presence of the Lord

Sex to repentance

Just think about this

Life facts which I have discovered

This is how Jesus was special

STORY: King and young boys

Avoid a bad Marriage

Too good to read

The story of crime girl 👧

STORY Be that kind of woman

The journey is so short

Best Inspiring quotes for today

Thanking God

The powerful prayer

Facts about midnight prayer

A good Catholic Reflection

The Kingdom of God is Within You

Awesome Jesus Christ CV

WHAT A MESSAGE

Ile kiu yako yako Ya kupata vitu vipya kila Unapoingia kwenye Mtandao tunaikatisha hapa. Kila unapotembelea ukurasa huu unakutana na vitu vipya….

Ni wewe tuu kutembelea kila unapotaka kupata kitu kipya kwa ajili yako na kwa ajili ya kushare kwa wengine

😂 Vichekesho Vya Sasa👇

Vichekesho kumi bora vya leo vya kuvunja mbavu

Kilichotokea baada ya mzungu na mbongo kukaa siti moja, bongo wasanii wengi

Safari ni safari

Angalia huyu jamaa alivyomuweza huyu binti wa chuo

Chezea kufulia!

Safari ni safari

Ujanja alioutumia msichana wa kazi ili apandishiwe mshahara na mama mwenye nyumba

Angalia ndoto nyingine zilivyo na Majanga

Mvua zazua kasheshe! Soma hii..

Cheki huyu jamaa anachomfanyia huyu mrembo kanisani

Angalia huyu mtoto anachomjibu baba yake baada ya kutoka kwenye mtihani

Hii ndiyo bongo sasa!!

Kiingereza kinashida kweli, Angalia alichokisema huyu mwalimu

Cheki hawa wachungaji

Tofauti kati ya mwanamke na mwanamme

Amri za chuo

Angalia Kiingereza kilivyoniponza

Tenda Wema Uende Zako

Nilichomfanyia huyu aliyenizingua nilipomuazimisha pasi

Njia 3 rahisi za kuondoa kitambi

Mcheki Chizi na daktari

Eti kwa nini Watu hawapostigi hii? Hata selfie sijaonaga

Hali za ndoa

Alichofanya mke baada ya mme wake kupenda kumchunga sana

Upendo wa kweli ni nini?

🎥 Videos Kali Kwa sasa👇

Tamaa nyingine bwana, huyu jamaa kazidi sasa

Mtu mwenye uwezo wa kunawa uso kwa kutumia miguu, mcheki hapa

Huyu dogo ni noma, kakojolea chakula

Usijaribu hili utaumbuka!

Cheki tembo anavyokimbiza hii baiskeli, ungekua ni wewe ungefanyaje?

Jinsi Wasichana Kutoka maeneo mbalimbali wanavyokula Ice cream

Angalia hawa watu wanavyofanya michezo kwenye mazingira ya hatari, Ukikosea ndio imekula kwako

Simba wanavyowinda na kukamata wanyama

Anachofanya huyu babu baada ya kununuliwa simu ya touch, utaipenda

Wakati wengine wakimfunga simba na kutembea nae huku wengine wakiogopa kitoto cha mbuzi

Huu ushamba umezidi sasa

Ukisikia ulofa ndio huu, huyu ndiyo mume bwege sasa

Angalia huyu dogo baisikeli yake ilichomfanya

Kumuomba mwanamke umuoe sio lazima umvike Pete tuu hata alichofanya huyu mwanamme

Huyu jamaa anataka kufa, thubutu!

Wanaume wengine wana shida, cheki huyu alichofanyiwa na huyu mwanamke baada ya kumchokoza

Angalia uoga wa huyu jamaa unavyomponza, uoga mbaya

Mwanaume anachofanya mbele ya wadada warembo

Mashine ya kupasua visiki

Amakweli pombe sio chai, angalia ilichomfanya huyu

Angalia huyu bonge anavyocheza mziki

Mchawi akisafiri kwa ungo, ni shida ka ndege vile

Angalia huyu jamaa anachofanya na Huyu nyoka wake

Kwa wale wanaopenda kuchokoza mabinti za watu angalia huyu kilichompata baada ya kumchokoza huyu dada

Angalia hili gari lilivyofanywa chapati

📷 Picha Bomba Za sasa👇

Duu! Huyu jamaa ni nima, anapakiza ng'ombe kwenye pikipiki

Eti hawa nao wanafungaga

Kama ningekua ndege ningekifanya hiki

Pale mnapovuta bangi na mshikaji wako siku ya kwanza

Angalia huyu jamaa anaenjoy tuu. Nishida!

Hah! Eti huyu ni mume au umeme?

Huyu nyani ka mtu vile

Ungekua wewe ndio huyu mama ungemwambia nini cha zaidi huyu mwanaume?

Hii hapa raha ya kiswahili

Angalia huyu mtoto alichomjibu baba yake, Ungekua wewe ndio huyu baba ungefanyaje?

Pale unapozuia kuchafua hali ya hewa mbele ya X wako

Umeshawahi kuona hili

Ujumbe kwa wale wanaojiona masuper ster

Kilichompata jamaa baada ya kujiunga group la WhatsApp

Wachawi walivyokamatwa wakiwa wanaenda kuwanga, wakiwa wamepanda nyungo kila mmoja na ungo wake

Sipati picha kitakachofuata hapa

Hivi wanaume wanakwama wapi katika hili?

Angalia nilichomjibu huyu mtu baada ya kutaka kujua group lake la damu

Zuzu kweli mjinga, angalia anachokisema sasa

Namna ambayo unaweza ukawa unawachanganya malaika

SMS Kali kwa sasa

Ujumbe wa mahaba wa kumtumia umpendaye kumwambia anahisia gani kuhusu mapenzi

SMS nzuri ya ujumbe wa kumtumia mchumba au mke wako mtarajiwa kumwambia asisikilize ya watu

SMS nzuri ya kumtumia umpendaye kumwambia unavyompenda na kumridhia

SMS ya kimahaba kumwambia mpenzi wako kuwa yeye ndiye mwanamke pekee mwenye sifa za kuwa mwanamke

SMS nzuri ya mapenzi ya kutakia usiku mwema

Ujumbe wa mahaba wa kumwambia mpenzi wako unamzimia

Ujumbe kwa mpenzi kumwambia mlitunze pendo lenu

SMS nzuri ya salamu kwa mpenzi wako

SMS nzuri ya kumtumia mpenzi wako aliyekuacha kumuomba akurudie

Meseji ya kumkaribisha mpenzi wako

SMS nzuri ya kumwambia mpenzi wako mpendane

SMS ya kumwambia mpenzi wako asijute kukupenda kwani unampenda

Meseji ya kumuomba mpenzi wako asikuache kwa kuwa unampenda sana

Meseji ya kumtumia dia wako kumuonyesha jinsi unavyompenda

SMS nzuriiii ya kumpa mtu hai

SMS nzuri ya usiku mwema kwa sweet wako

SMS nzuri kuhusu maana ya mapenzi

Meseji ya kumtahadharisha mpenzi wako na maadui wa penzi lenu

Ujumbe mzuri wa usiku mwema kwa umpendaye

SMS nzuri ya kumtumia umpendaye kumwambia unavyompenda na kumridhia

Ujumbe kwa mpenzi wa kimahaba

SMS ya kimahaba ya kumwambia mpenzi wako yeye ndiye yupo kwenye ubongo wako

SMS ya mshale wa mapenzi kwa umpendaye

📝Misemo mizuri kwa sasa👇

Mwanzo mzuri wa kitu

Tamaa ni asili

Thamani ya faida

Maneno na matendo

Ushauri kwa mtu

Maendeleo kwa mfano wa Kobe

Changamoto na ugumu

Urithi wa mtu

Ushauri kwa mtu

Tofauti ya Maskini, tajiri na mtu mwenye uchu

Tamaa ni asili

Chema na kizuri

Kujithamanisha

Biashara ya maisha

Uzuri na ubora

Mwanzo mzuri wa kitu

Uwezo wa Kutumia ulichonacho

Vile unavyotoa ndivyo unavyopokea

Mke Na Mme Kusaidiana

Kufanya Biashara vizuri

Kinga ya magonjwa na madhara yote

Matendo ya mtu

Umakini

Kushindwa jambo sio Makosa

Mfu wa Mawazo

📜 Hadithi nzuri Kwa sasa👇

Maisha magumu ya changamoto ya mke na mme

Huruma ya mama kwa mwanae ilivyomtesa

Stori inayogusa!!

Kisa kilichombadilisha mume tabia

Jinsi mke alivyotoboa siri ya Mmme wake

Maisha magumu ya changamoto ya mke na mme

Stori inayogusa!!

Kisa cha mama na mwanae namkwe wake

Huruma ya mama kwa mwanae ilivyomtesa

Kisa cha baba mzee na mwanae

Kisa cha kusisimua cha mama mjane

Jinsi mke alivyotoboa siri ya Mmme wake

Kisa kilichombadilisha mume tabia

🍴 Dondoo za Afya & Mapishi👇

Mapishi ya Pilau Ya Nyama Na Mtindi

Vyakula vinavyowezesha ubongo ufanye kazi kwa ufanisi

Vitu vinavyoweza kusababisha tatizo la mbegu chache na ugumba kwa ujumla kwa wanaume

Mapishi ya Tambi za sukari

Ujue na ufahamu mfumo wa Moyo

Mapishi ya Maharage na spinach

Jinsi ya kutibu chunusi kwa kutumia Mtindi na asali

Jinsi ya kupika Donati

Jinsi ya kutengeneza Rock-cakes Za Njugu Na Matunda Makavu

Jinsi ya kupika Pilau ya Mpunga Na Nyama Ya Ng’ombe

Mapishi ya Ndizi na Nyama Ya Ng’ombe-2

Jinsi ya kupika Labania Za Maziwa

Jinsi ya kupika Biskuti Za Njugu/Matunda Makavu (Rock Cakes)

Mapishi ya Supu ya makongoro

Jinsi ya kupika Biskuti Nyembamba (Wafer Bar) Za Chokoleti Na Njugu

Jinsi ya kutengeneza Biskuti Ya Keki Kavu (Shortcake)

Jinsi ya kutengeneza Slesi Za Chokoleti Na Karameli

Jinsi ya kupika Slesi Za Chokoleti Na Karameli

Jinsi ya kupika vitumbua inavyotakiwa

Jinsi ya kupika Biskuti Za Tende Na Ufuta

Jinsi ya kutengeneza Biskuti Za Tende

Mapishi ya Biriani Ya Samaki Nguru, Njegere Na Snuwbar (UAE)

Mapishi ya Biskuti Za Mayai

Jinsi ya kuandaa Biriani Na Sosi Ya Nyama Ya Mbuzi

Mapishi ya choroko

❤ Familia, Mapenzi na Mahusiano👇

Tabia ambazo zinamfanya mwanamke asiolewe

Naomba majibu! Ungekua wewe ungefanjaje?

Wakubwa nisaidieni!!

Tafakari kwa Binti kabla ya kuolewa

USIKOSE: Hadithi inayogusa

Sifa 15 za kijana ambaye hajakomaa kwa ajili ya ndoa

Wosia mzuri kwako

Mtunzi katumia falsafa Nzuri sana!!

Njia za kuamsha hamu ya kufanya mpenzi ya mwanamke

Hii ndio sababu kwa nini nawapenda wanawake

Stori ya Mume na mke kwenye honey moon

Mambo yakuzingatia kabla ya kuingia kwenye ndoa

Hii chain ya mahusiano ni shida

Ni ushauri tuu kwako wewe

Nguvu ya umoja na ushirikiano

Mwanamke akipenda amependa kweli

Misingi 6 ya kuwa na Amani na Furaha katika Maisha

Mambo muhimu ya kufanya kwa mpenzi wako msichana ili asikuache

Haya majaribu mengine kwenye mapenzi ni magumu, ungekua wewe ingekuaje?

Ushauri kwa mwanamke anayetafuta Mwanaume ili upate Mume sahihi

ZINGATIA HAYA

MAKUNDI MANNE YA WATU DUNIANI

Wosia mzuri wa baba kwa mwanae

Kila mtu dunia hii anahistoria yake

Hadithi ya kusisimua

🎡 Dondoo za Sayansi na Tekinolojia👇

Kwa nini watu wengine wanabaki maskini??

Jinsi Ya Kulima Soya

Madhara ya kuitumia plastiki kwa kuwekea chakula

Shairi la "Karudi baba mmoja.." KAMA MNATAKA MALI MTAYAPATA SHAMBANI

Leo tujifunze lugha yetu ya Kiswahili

Kwa nini watu wengine wanabaki maskini??

JINSI YA KUJIOKOA IKITOKEA DHARURA YA MOTO NDANI

Virusi vya kompyuta (computer virus)

Usindikaji wa viazi vitamu

Madhara ya kuitumia simu kwenye giza

Madhara ya kuitumia plastiki kwa kuwekea chakula

Mambo muhimu kuyajua kuhusu nchi ya Tanzania

SHAIRI: Kama mnataka mali, mtaipata shambani.

Mambo ya kuzingatia unapokua umewekwa chini ya ulinzi na polisi

Mambo muhimu kuyajua katika maisha

Usiyoyajua kuhusu nyangumi

Kompyuta

Fursa 150 za ujasiriamali, biashara na miradi nchini Tanzania

Utambuzi wa magonjwa ya kuku kupitia rangi ya kinyesi

Elimu Kuhusu Madawa ya Kulevya, Mambo ya Msingi kujua Kuhusu dawa za Kulevya

Leo tujifunze lugha yetu ya Kiswahili

Jinsi Ya Kulima Soya

Shairi la "Karudi baba mmoja.." KAMA MNATAKA MALI MTAYAPATA SHAMBANI

📓 Mbinu Za Ujasiriamali Maisha ya Mafanikio👇

FUNZO: Maisha ni kuchagua

Kilimo cha Parachichi nacho kinalipa ukilima

Tabia za kuepuka ili uweze kuwa tajiri

Wazo mbadala kuhusu ajira au kupata kazi

Jipe moyo kamwe usikate tamaa

JITAMBUE : Maisha yako ya kesho hayalingani na maisha yako ya jana, Anza sasa

Elimu ya biashara

Jinsi ya kulima vizuri vitunguu twaumu (swaumu)

FURSA YA UJASIRIAMALI KATIKA KILIMO CHA PAPAI

Jiwekee Utaratibu utakaokuwezesha kuamua vizuri juu ya fedha utakazopata

Wazo mbadala kuhusu ajira au kupata kazi

Mafanikio ya maisha sio Elimu tuu

Ujumbe kwa leo

Jinsi ya kulima vizuri zao la kabichi

JITAMBUE: Kipi hauna kati ya pesa na muda?

Angalia jinsi muda wako unavyopotea

UKWELI KUHUSU MSHAHARA

Kilimo cha Parachichi nacho kinalipa ukilima

Wewe ni mshindi

BADILIKA : huu ni mwaka mpya

KARIBU KATIKA KILIMO CHA NYANYA

USHAURI WANGU ANZA KUAJIRIWA KAMA MUWEKEZAJI TU ILI UJIAJIRI NA KUAJIRI WENGINE

Usiruhusu tabia hii itawale akili yako

UJASIRIAMALI NA CHANZO CHA MTAJI

Jinsi ya kulima vizuri vitunguu twaumu (swaumu)

Kwa ushauri huu jitambue upate mafanikio

Kilimo bora cha matikiti maji

Umasikini isiwe sababu wala utajiri isiwe sababu

🌽🐄 Makala Za Kilimo na Ufugaji👇

Mambo makubwa yanayosababisha kulazimika kulima au kutifua udongo

Namna ya kutunza kuku na kuwakinga na magonjwa

Jinsi ya kufanya nyuki waingie kwenye mzinga mpya

Jinsi ya kutengeneza mbolea ya mboji kitaalamu na kwa urahisi

Jinsi ya kutunza nyumba ya kuku ili kuzuia magonjwa

Namna ya kufanya Ukaguzi wa mara kwa mara wa banda la kuku kuzuia magonjwa

Unapotaka kunyunyiza mbolea ya maji shambani zingatia mambo haya ya muhimu

Mambo muhimu ya kuzingatia kwenye ufugaji wa nyuki wa asali

Mbinu za kuzuia magonjwa kwa kuku

Faida ya kupanda maharagwe katikati ya kabichi

Mambo Ya Kuzingatia Kuongeza Utagaji Wa Kuku

Mambo manne muhimu ya kuzingatia kukabiliana na wadudu shambani

Aina kuu ya mizinga bora ya nyuki kwa ajili ya kupata asali nyingi

Jinsi wigo wa mimea kwenye shamba unavyoweza kukinga mazao yako na wadudu waharibifu

Namna ya kulisha kuku ili wasipatwe na magonjwa

Jinsi ya kuandaa mbangimwitu kama Dawa ya magonjwa na ya kuulia wadudu shambani

Jinsi ya kutengeneza mbolea ya maji ya kunyunyiza kwenye majani

Namna ya kukabiliana na Magonjwa ya kuku

Namna ya kutunza kuku na kuwakinga na magonjwa

Mambo 8 ya kuzingatia kabla ya kuleta mifugo (kuku, ng'ombe,mbuzi n.k) wapya bandani

Mambo 5 ya muhimu kuzingatia kuhusu mahali unapotaka kuweka mizinga ya nyuki

Jinsi ya kufanya nyuki waingie kwenye mzinga mpya

Jinsi vitunguu swaumu vinavyosaidia kuzuia wadudu shambani

Mambo 6 muhimu ya kuzingatia kupata udongo bora mzuri shambani

Makala za Dini

Je magoti yanayopigwa wakati mwingine tofauti na wakati wa kuabudu yana maana gani?

Mbona watoto wachanga hawawezi kuelewa kinachofanyika wakati wa ubatizo halafu wanabatizwa?

Kwa nini Mungu alituumba? Kwa nini Mungu aliumba mtu?

X-mass inavyohusishwa na mpinga Kristo

Je, ni halali kwa Wakristo kujitungia ibada nyingine?

Sadaka ya Msalaba ni nini?

Kuungama ni kufanya nini?

Katika Amri ya nne ya Mungu tumeamriwa nini?

Je, sisi tunahusika na kupaa kwa Yesu?