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What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

Why are elephants such bad dancers?

What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®?

Which is faster, heat or cold?

Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie?

Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

What makes a skeleton laugh?

What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

What do you call a shoe made from a banana?

What do you call a left-handed dog?

What did one eye say to the other?

What did the snowman have for breakfast?

How do bears keep their den cool in the summer?

What did the apple tree say to the farmer?

What’s the smartest insect around?

What does a skeleton order for dinner?

What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?

What smells the best at Thanksgiving?

What do you call two birds in love?

What kind of music do mummies like best?

📷 Funny Pictures👇

A man with Pineapple head

This is what happens when childhood friends meets

Drunken horse, go home

This is the reason why I always wear earphone

When track driver try to fly

Horrible swimming ever seen

The problem of bad company

When your crush doesn't see you the same way

When you try to be alike

The power of favorite food

How to have fun with bicycle in water

How to meditate with goat

Funniest table design ever

Drunken horse, go home

When you try hard to like your competitors

Welcoming holiday style, stress free!

Other uses of torch

Funny meditating animal

When you know tomorow is weekend

How you look when Promotion ending tomorrow

📓 Motivations & Economic👇

How to write Business Description

When to be silent

Developing Business Ideas and Opportunities

Best interesting quotes for today which will change you

Basic General Enterprising Tendencies (GETs)

MARKETING STRATEGIES FOR YOUR BUSINESS

Things are always not they seem

BUSINESS PLAN

Ways of how not to argue

The Blessings of disappointment

Be aware of this trick

Best quotes about life for this day

To learn how to love yourself

ENTREPRENEURSHIP THEORIES AND MODELS

What is agribusiness

How to calm down

STORY: Do not ignore everything

Forms of Business Structure

Assessing the Viability of the business Idea

26 Life principles you should know

Real life story of the day

How to make people like you

Developing a Financial Plan

Clear explanation of Planning

❤ Relationship & Community👇

Something to read before breakfast

11 things to think of when Your Boyfriend Tells You That You're Beautiful

STORY: Do not ignore everything

Beautiful story

18 Best techniques steps for approach a girl

10 tips to Stop Being Needy or clingy

I hope everybody will reflect on this

Heart touching story

Dress proper ladies

15 Ways to Assess Your Relationship Stage

Something to read before breakfast

Balance Sheet of life

15 techniques on how to Handle Valentine's Day in a New Relationship

Most sexy looking girls do not have someone to tell them the truth

18 Things to do to Get Someone to Stop Sexting You

Best proposal ever

Advice for knowledge

WORTH READING: Inspiring Story of Employees

The journey is so short

18 proved Successful date tips

Every woman should read this

Respect your time zone

Tragic cat's moment

Be careful

🍴 Food, Nutrition, Health & Fitness👇

Advantages of Warm water and disadvantages of cold water

Normal body conditions

Eating fruit on empty stomach

Be aware with snake season

2017 Tips for good health

Tips to keep yourself healthier

Be aware with snake season

2017 Tips for good health

Advantages of Warm water and disadvantages of cold water

Normal body conditions

Tips to keep yourself healthier

Eating fruit on empty stomach

🎡 Education & Technology👇

Understanding Agribusiness and Entrepreneurship study question

Business Market Research

Assessing the Viability of the business Idea

Where to look for business opportunities

Understanding Entrepreneurs and Entrepreneurship

Business Market Research

Basic business skills

Where do entrepreneurs come from and how do they develop?

Meaning of common abbreviation which you use everyday

MODELS OF EVALUATION AND THEIR ANALYSIS

THE MARKETING PLAN

Business Plan Layout

Developing a Financial Plan

Entrepreneurial Characteristics

Forms of Business Structure

Be aware with snake season

Business Debt financing

BUSINESS MANAGEMENT PLAN

Basic General Enterprising Tendencies (GETs)

Business Concept and Idea Development

Stages in the development of a business career

Ways. To increase concentration

How to write Business Description

Planning Concepts

Ways of get money for your business

⛪ Christianity & Moral👇

Avoid a bad Marriage

Life facts which I have discovered

Beware when you notice all this in your life

Every woman should read this

Take lots of "BEER" during lent

Best proposal ever

A lesson from ATM 🏧 machine

All catholics are requested to follow this

This touched me

I love this interpretation of Prayer

WHAT A MESSAGE

Sex to repentance

Facts about midnight prayer

The scientific death of Jesus Christ

Understand Advent

Thanking God

Dress proper ladies

Every woman should read this

The powerful prayer

The story of crime girl 👧

STORY would you stop to listen?

Just a notice to you

75 Biblical reasons why you should not drink alcohol

Wise words from great thinkers and observers

Avoid a bad Marriage

Ile kiu yako yako Ya kupata vitu vipya kila Unapoingia kwenye Mtandao tunaikatisha hapa. Kila unapotembelea ukurasa huu unakutana na vitu vipya….

Ni wewe tuu kutembelea kila unapotaka kupata kitu kipya kwa ajili yako na kwa ajili ya kushare kwa wengine

😂 Vichekesho Vya Sasa👇

Huyu panya wa tatu ni noma

Huyu mchaga kazidi sasa, angalia anavyomfanya huyu mbuzi

Angalia huyu jamaa anachomwambia mwizi baada ya kumuibia simu yake

Kichekesho cha mtalii na mbongo

Soma hii, kama wewe ndio mzazi wa huyu msichana ungefanyaje?

Duh! Huyu kazidi sasa

Mshahara usiobadilika

Sitasahau mwaka huu

Angalia huyu Jamaa alivyomuweza huyu mrembo

Jambo la kufanya ukitaka mwanaume akusaidie kazi jikoni

Mzunguko wa elimu kiafrikaafrika

Duh, hii sasa kazi

Angalia uhuni wa huyu dereva

Angalia kilichojiri katika semina ya wanandoa kuhusu upendo

Ungekua wewe ndio mama wa huyu mtoto ungemfanyaje?

Huyu mama kazidi sasa

Mcheki Chizi na daktari

Gari na mke nini muhimu?

Aina mojawapo ya watoto ambao ni hasara kuwa nao

Amri za chuo

Maujanja ya kumkalisha mwanamme wako nyumbani weekend haya hapa

Baada ya walevi wawili kuokota kioo hiki ndicho kilifuata

Jambo la kufanya kama binti alikuachaga zamani na sahizi anakutaka

Haya nayo ni maajabu mengine kwa wazazi wa mabinti

Unakumbuka hizi enzi za utoto?

🎥 Videos Kali Kwa sasa👇

Hii treni imebeba watu wengi kama daladala vile

Mashindano ya pikipiki kwenye maji

Wanyama wenye akili ya kufundishwa

Pale sifa zikizidi hiki ndicho hutokea

Angalia hawa mbwa wanavyochinjwa kwa ajili ya kufanywa kitoweo

Huyu Bibi anakumbukia ujana, cheki anachofanya sasa

Hii michezo mingine hii, ukishinda ujue umeshinda kweli

Huyu Dada kazidi sasa cheki alichomfanyia huyu ex wake hiki kama kisasi kimepitiliza

Huyu jamaa anafuga simba na chui kama paka na mbwa

Dada wa watu kafanyiwa uhuni, mcheki hapa

Cheki wenge lilivyomponza huyu mchezaji wa mpira

Angalia huyu mtoto anachofanya huku amesinzia

Paka kasema sikubali! Angalia alichomfanyia huyu mtoto

Hili jeshi la wapi? angalia wanavyokata mauno

Hizi bahati mbaya nyingine jamani...

Huyu jamaa kweli ni kiboko, cheki anavyowazungusha hawa

Angalia huyu mwizi wa kondoo

Video kali ya vituko vya Mkude Simba

Huu uongo umezidi sasa, angalia huyu anachokifanya baada ya kupigiwa simu na mke wake

Angalia huyu alichokifanya kwenye hii pikipiki

Cheki huyu mtoto anachofanya hapa, enzi zile za utoto

Mbwa wakiwa kwenye mapozi yao ka watu vile

Huu utani huu, jamaa kajua kweli kakimbiaje

Mcheki huyu Paka, jiulize kaingizaje kichwa kwenye hii chupa

Jamaa alichofanyiwa hata sahau, pikipiki yake imegeuzwa dumu kichawi, wachawi noma

📷 Picha Bomba Za sasa👇

Jambo la kufanya kama una sura mbaya

Ungekua wewe ndo umemfumania dada yako hivi ungefanyaje?

Je hii ni kweli kama hukupigwa na vitu hivi saivi unapigika na maisha?

Dongo kwa wanawake

Nyoka wa aabu mwenye vichwa viwili

Anachojibu mwanafunzi mchelewaji, ungekua wewe ni mwalimu wake ungemfanyaje

Majibu mengine ni tabu kwelikweli, angalia huyu anachojibu

Ulevi noma, cheki huyu mlevi alivyomjibu hakimu

Madhara ya kulala na kuota ndo haya

Omba lisikukute hiki kwenye daladala

Ipi ilikua simu yako ya kwanza hapa?

Wadada mnalijua hil? Angalia hili lisikupate wewe mdada

Angalia huyu mzee anachokifanya baada ya kupewa mic

House girl atapaa kama malaika, huyu mama ni shida

Ukisikia tetemeko la mguu ndio hili hapa sasa

La kweli hili kuhusu watu wanaokuuliza kuhusu familia yako?

Uharamia ndio unaanzia kama huku

Huu wivu wa huyu baba umezidi sasa, angalia anachokifanya sasa

Kiswahili kweli kigumu, cheki hawa wanafunzi wanavyombwela darasani

Jambo la muhimu kufanya mwaname anapokwambia anakupenda

SMS Kali kwa sasa

Meseji nzuri ya kumjalia hali umpendaye

SMS ya kumtumia mpenzi wako usiku

SMS ya kumwambia mpenzi wako kuwa haumpendi kwa uzuri wake tuu

Ujumbe wa kimapenzi kumwambia umpendaye kuwa hutomsahau na kumuomba asikusahau

SMS ya kumkumbusha mpenzi wako kuwa unampenda

SMS ya kumuomba umpendaye akukubalie

SMS ya kumwomba mpenzi wako akuthamini kwa sababu unampenda sana

SMS nzuri ya kumuuliza mpenzi wako kama anakupenda kweli kwa moyo wake wote

Meseji ya kumkaribisha mpenzi wako

SMS nzuri ya kumtumia mpenzi wako ya kumuomba aje kwako

Ujumbe wa kimapenzi kumwambia mpenzi wako kuwa umelipata penzi ambalo ndio kutoka kwake tuu

Meseji ya kimahaba ya kumuuliza mpenzi wako kama anakupenda

Ujumbe wa kumtumia mpenzi wako kumuomba kukutana na wewe

Ujumbe mzuri wa SMS wa usiku mwema kwa mpenzi wako umpendaye

Ujumbe wa kimahaba wa kumuuliza mpenzi wako anayatumiaje mapenzi

SMS nzuri kwa mpenzi wako kumwambia kuwa ameitibu akili yako

SMS ya kumtakia sweet wako usiku mwema

Ujumbe mzuri wa kumwambia mpenzi wako jinsi unavyompenda

Meseji ya kumsifia mpenzi wako kuwa ni mzuri

SMS nzuriiii ya kumpa mtu hai

SMS nzuri ya kumtumia mume wako

Ujumbe wa kumwambia mpenzi wako ni mrembo na kumsihi asikuache

SMS yakumtumia mtu unayempenda lakini hamko kwenye mahusiano

📝Misemo mizuri kwa sasa👇

Thamani ya faida

Kufanya Biashara vizuri

Matendo ya mtu

Mfu wa Mawazo

Maneno na matendo

Thamani ya faida

Tuwe wenye Hodari na wenye uwezo

Uwezo wa Kutumia ulichonacho

Tofauti ya Maskini, tajiri na mtu mwenye uchu

Umakini

Maisha ya ujana

Vile unavyotoa ndivyo unavyopokea

Kuacha jambo au kitu chochote

Jaribu Mambo Kadiri uwezavyo

Kufanya Biashara vizuri

Maendeleo kwa mfano wa Kobe

Changamoto na ugumu

Kuzima hasira

Kinga ya magonjwa na madhara yote

Mwanzo mzuri wa kitu

Kujithamanisha

Matendo ya mtu

Amini unashinda

Urithi wa mtu

Biashara ya maisha

📜 Hadithi nzuri Kwa sasa👇

Huruma ya mama kwa mwanae ilivyomtesa

Maisha magumu ya changamoto ya mke na mme

Kisa cha kusisimua cha mama mjane

Kisa kilichombadilisha mume tabia

Kisa cha mama na mwanae namkwe wake

Huruma ya mama kwa mwanae ilivyomtesa

Kisa cha mama na mwanae namkwe wake

Kisa cha kusisimua cha mama mjane

Maisha magumu ya changamoto ya mke na mme

Jinsi mke alivyotoboa siri ya Mmme wake

Kisa cha baba mzee na mwanae

Kisa kilichombadilisha mume tabia

Stori inayogusa!!

🍴 Dondoo za Afya & Mapishi👇

Jinsi ya kutengeneza Biskuti Za Tende

Mapishi ya Wali na kuku wa kienyeji

Jinsi ya kutengeneza Biriani Ya Nyama Ya Ng'ombe

Mapishi ya Ugali, dagaa (wabichi) na matembele

Jinsi ya kutibu chunusi kwa kutumia limau au limao

Mapishi ya Biskuti Za Mtindi/Yoghurt

Mapishi ya Biriani Ya Tuna

Jinsi ya kutengeneza Nangatai

Mapishi ya Wali Wa Kichina Wa Kamba Na Kuku

Mapishi ya Wali Wa Kukaanga Kwa Kidari Cha Kuku (Chicken Breast) Wa Kukausha

Jinsi ya kupika Biskuti Za Kopa Za Kunyunyuziwa Sukari Za Rangi

Dondoo kuhusu tezi dume

Mapishi ya Kidheri - Makande

Jinsi ya kutibu chunusi kwa kutumia Mtindi na asali

Jinsi ya kupika Mseto Kwa Mchuzi Wa Samaki Wa Nazi

Mapishi ya Ugali Mchuzi Wa Samaki Nguru Wa Nazi Na Bamia Za Kukaanga

Mapishi ya Ugali na dagaa

Mambo 8 ya kushangaza yanayofanywa na mwili wako kukulinda pasipo wewe kujua

Mapishi ya Chapati za Kusukuma kitaalamu

Sababu za Magonjwa ya Figo na jinsi ya kujikinga

Namna ya kupika Biskuti Za Kuchoveya Chokoleti

Mapishi ya Ugali, dagaa (wabichi) na matembele

Jinsi ya kutengeneza Biriani Ya Nyama Ya Ng'ombe

Mapishi ya Mlenda wa bamia na nyanya chungu

Jinsi ya kuandaa Wali Wa Hudhurungi Na Kabeji

❤ Familia, Mapenzi na Mahusiano👇

MAKUNDI MANNE YA WATU DUNIANI

Jinsi ya kumjua mwanamke ambaye hajatulia a.k.a kicheche

Babe anatakiwa awe mshamba kidogo kama hivi..

KUHUSU WANAWAKE

Hii chain ya mahusiano ni shida

Wosia mzuri wa baba kwa mwanae

Kisa cha kusisimua. Usikose

Tahadhari

Kama wewe ni mwalimu soma hii

Wakubwa nisaidieni!!

Hadithi ya kusisimua, jifunze kitu hapa

Ujumbe kwa wakina dada

Ungekua wewe ndo huyo mama ungefanyaje??

Utani lakini umeelewa!!!

FAHAMU NGUVU ZAKO ZA KUZALIWA

ZINGATIA HAYA

Hii chain ya mahusiano ni shida

Punyeto kwa wanaume

Ukipenda Boga, penda na ua lake

Kwa nini wanaume huumia zaidi kwenye mapenzi 💓

KAMA ULIZALIWA BAADA YA MWAKA 90 HAYA AMAMBO YALIKUPITA

Sifa za mke mwema

Sababu 5 zinazosababisha wanawake warembo wazuri wasiolewe

Ushauri wa ukweli Ili Uwe mwanaume wa Ukweli

Wakubwa tuu wataelewa!!!

🎡 Dondoo za Sayansi na Tekinolojia👇

Shairi la "Karudi baba mmoja.." KAMA MNATAKA MALI MTAYAPATA SHAMBANI

Kompyuta

SHAIRI: Kama mnataka mali, mtaipata shambani.

Usindikaji wa viazi vitamu

Fursa 150 za ujasiriamali, biashara na miradi nchini Tanzania

Kwa nini watu wengine wanabaki maskini??

Madhara ya kuitumia simu kwenye giza

Mambo muhimu kuyajua kuhusu nchi ya Tanzania

Usindikaji wa viazi vitamu

Kompyuta

Virusi vya kompyuta (computer virus)

SHAIRI: Kama mnataka mali, mtaipata shambani.

Mambo ya kuzingatia unapokua umewekwa chini ya ulinzi na polisi

Shairi la "Karudi baba mmoja.." KAMA MNATAKA MALI MTAYAPATA SHAMBANI

Mambo muhimu kuyajua katika maisha

Leo tujifunze lugha yetu ya Kiswahili

Madhara ya kuitumia plastiki kwa kuwekea chakula

Utambuzi wa magonjwa ya kuku kupitia rangi ya kinyesi

Elimu Kuhusu Madawa ya Kulevya, Mambo ya Msingi kujua Kuhusu dawa za Kulevya

Jinsi Ya Kulima Soya

Fursa 150 za ujasiriamali, biashara na miradi nchini Tanzania

Usiyoyajua kuhusu nyangumi

JINSI YA KUJIOKOA IKITOKEA DHARURA YA MOTO NDANI

📓 Mbinu Za Ujasiriamali Maisha ya Mafanikio👇

Mambo ya kufanya mwezi Disemba

Umeshawahi kufanya hili jaribio?

Wazo mbadala kuhusu ajira au kupata kazi

Nini kinachokufanya udhani utashindwa sasa

Jielewe, kipato chako kinakusaidia nini?

KILIMO BORA CHA MBAAZI

Angalia jinsi maamuzi yako ya jana na ya leo yanavyoweza kukuathiri

Jinsi ya kutengeneza mishumaa

Kwa nini watu wanapenda pesa

Jinsi ya kupata mtaji kwa ajili ya Biashara yako

Kauli 10 za mtu ambaye unatakiwa umuepuke maishani

Jifunze kitu hapa, watu mara nyingi wanaangalia ubaya wako na sio uzuri wako

Mbinu 5 za kukunufaisha maishani

JINSI YA KUTENGENEZA BATIKI

Jinsi Muda Unavyopotea, Jifunze kitu hapa

Jinsi ya kutengeneza mishumaa

Angalia jinsi muda wako unavyopotea

Salamu za kuaga mwaka na kukaribisha mwaka mpya

Umasikini isiwe sababu wala utajiri isiwe sababu

Ilinde ndoto yako

Jinsi ya kulima mahindi kitaalamu kama inavyotakiwa

Mafanikio ya maisha sio Elimu tuu

Angalia utofauti wa mawazo ya maskini na tajiri

JITAMBUE : Maisha yako ya kesho hayalingani na maisha yako ya jana, Anza sasa

Kukosa hela sio tatizo bali ndio kigezo ya kutafuta hela

Ugumu wa maisha huanzia akilini mwako

Nia yako isishindwe

Wazo mbadala kuhusu ajira au kupata kazi

🌽🐄 Makala Za Kilimo na Ufugaji👇

Jinsi ya kumlisha n'gombe anayekamuliwa atoe maziwa mengi

Unapotaka kunyunyiza mbolea ya maji shambani zingatia mambo haya ya muhimu

Jinsi ya kutunza nyumba ya kuku ili kuzuia magonjwa

Matumizi ya mihogo kama dawa ya kuzuia wadudu kwenye mimea

Mambo 8 ya kuzingatia kabla ya kuleta mifugo (kuku, ng'ombe,mbuzi n.k) wapya bandani

Mbinu za kuzuia magonjwa kwa kuku

Ugonjwa wa tetanasi au pepopunda unaoathiri sana punda na binadamu

Mambo manne muhimu ya kuzingatia kukabiliana na wadudu shambani

Mambo 5 ya muhimu kuzingatia kuhusu mahali unapotaka kuweka mizinga ya nyuki

Namna ya kutunza kuku na kuwakinga na magonjwa

Namna ya kukabiliana na Magonjwa ya kuku

Unapotaka kunyunyiza mbolea ya maji shambani zingatia mambo haya ya muhimu

Mambo muhimu ya kuzingatia kwenye ufugaji wa nyuki wa asali

Jinsi wigo wa mimea kwenye shamba unavyoweza kukinga mazao yako na wadudu waharibifu

Faida ya kupanda maharagwe katikati ya kabichi

Jinsi ya kutengeneza mbolea ya maji ya kunyunyiza kwenye majani

Mambo Ya Kuzingatia Kuongeza Utagaji Wa Kuku

Aina kuu ya mizinga bora ya nyuki kwa ajili ya kupata asali nyingi

Jinsi ya kuandaa mbangimwitu kama Dawa ya magonjwa na ya kuulia wadudu shambani

Jinsi ya kufanya nyuki waingie kwenye mzinga mpya

Jinsi ya kutunza nyumba ya kuku ili kuzuia magonjwa

Matumizi ya mihogo kama dawa ya kuzuia wadudu kwenye mimea

Mambo 6 muhimu ya kuzingatia kupata udongo bora mzuri shambani

Jinsi ya kutengeneza mbolea ya mboji kitaalamu na kwa urahisi

Makala za Dini

Matokeo ya Sakramenti ya Daraja ni yapi?

Umakini katika kuwaza

Lini tunakatazwa kuwatii watu?

Kwa nini tunasali na Kumuabudu Mungu?

Ni kwa namna gani Roho Mtakatifu anatenda kazi zake?

Mungu ni Roho maana yake ni nini?

Ni kwa nini Sadaka ya Misa Takatifu ni Sadaka ile ile ya Msalaba?

Kumpokea Roho Mtakatifu maana yake nini?

Je, Yesu amejenga Kanisa lake imara juu ya mwamba?