Updated: 01 Mar 2017 02:15. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

A parish priest said during _40_ days of Lent we should take lots of Beer._

Now do not let your minds go wondering.

*B* _Bible_ -Read your Bible.This is God's given time to be spiritually enriched with the word of God.
*E* _Empathy_ -Feel empathy for the poor and neglected and do something about it.
*E* _Eucharist_ -Go for mass frequently besides Sunday's. If possible everyday.
*R* _Reconciliation_ -This is the best time to reconcile with those we have hurt,not talking,seek forgiveness.Restore our relationship with God and one another.Have a wonderful and joyful Lent and do not forget your *BEER.*

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