Updated: 06 Feb 2017 15:09. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

Son: _Dad, what do I give my_ _girlfriend as a valentine gift?_
Dad : _How does she look?_

Son: _She looks sweet, pretty, fun to be with, and even tall and also fair in completion._
Dad : _Give her my number._πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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