Updated: 07 Feb 2017 09:53. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

NOTICE to smartphone users…..

If your phone is overheating, check your gallery and delete all the pictures of people wearing sweaters.

Thank me later.

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a.gif Son and dad plan for Valentine

Son: _Dad, what do I give my_ _girlfriend as a valentine gift?_
Dad : _How does she look?_.. read more

a.gif My Brother Don't Be Cheated By Women 👭

My brother, don't be cheated that u can give your woman everything she needs… read more

a.gif Pls dont laugh alone send to ur gud naughty friends….

A man 4gets to zip up his trousers , so a lady tells him politely, sir ur garage is open. The man gave her a naughty smile as he zips up and asks, Did u see my BLACK RANGE ROVER SPORT parked inside? . The lady smiles back and says no just one small Toyota vitz with two Flat tyres‚ --Pls dont laugh alone send to ur gud naughty friends…… read more

a.gif See how this man reacts!

A man went for HIV test on Saturday and they told him tocome back on Monday to pic his results.On sunday he went to church and the pastor was praying and said "… may the things that you'll receive as from tomorrow be positive …"The man quickly opened his eyes and shouted "Acha ujinga weweeee!!".. read more

a.gif 20 things to do and not to do in mass

20 THINGS TO DO AND NOT TO DO AT MASS.. read more

a.gif The Blessings of disappointment

I was pondering about life, I discovered that: Sometimes, to succeed in life you need ENEMIES…. Yes!!!.. read more

a.gif Be aware of this trick

A lady's handbag contained her cell phone, ATM card etc was stolen.
_Thirty minutes later she managed to call her husband from her friend's telephone, telling him what happened._.. read more

a.gif What is this life? Life is always changing

A man is born today, Tomorrow he is dead.
A man lives in a mansion today, Tomorrow he lives
underground… read more

a.gif Benefit of not sleeping in church

While in Church a lady dozed off during preaching she woke up and heard the pastor saying stand to ur feet!.. read more

a.gif BUSINESS PLAN

The process of putting together a business plan, including the thought you put in before beginning to write it, forces you to take an objective, critical, unemotional look at your business project in its entirety. The business plan is an operating tool, which, if properly used, will help you manage the business and work effectively towards its success… read more

a.gif How to develop your personality

Each person is unique: Remember that each individual is different and has his or her unique characteristics and qualities. Comparing yourself with others around only increases the distress, especially when you start focusing on where you are lacking compared to others. It is important that you channelize your energy towards your positive traits. Do not get swayed by media portrayals: Media portrays people in its own idiosyncratic ways… read more

a.gif This is how billionaires think

If your boss paid you 600,000 every month and you saved all that money without touching a coin, you would need to work for 36 months to get 21million.
But if you convinced an organization like The UN to give you a printing job for only 5000 umbrellas and you made shs 4000 from each umbrella that would be 5000x2000=20,000,000. In only 1day… read more

a.gif Be aware with snake season

DUE TO THE HEATWAVE AND HOT TEMPERATURES, SNAKES, ESPECIALLY COBRAS TEND TO SEEK REFUGE IN COOLER PLACES INSIDE YOUR HOMES.
SAFETY TIPS…… read more

a.gif Life facts which I have discovered

When I woke up I was pondering about life, I discovered that:.. read more

a.gif Best proposal ever

Boy: do you have a fiancee?
Girl: No. I have none…
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not
good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper
suitable for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not
know God, because God is love.”.. read more

a.gif Eating fruit on empty stomach

Cancer patients shouldn't die…. read more

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