Updated: 04 Mar 2017 05:48. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

A married man died before he could have sex with his wife. The wife then cut off his penis and mounted it to the wall. Each night she went to the wall and satisfied herself.

One day the neighbour Sipho found out what was happening. He then made a hole in the wall, removed the dead man’s penis and put his own penis and waited for the lady. The lady came with a knife and said “darling, we are moving to a new house. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

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