AckySHINE Jokes

Where did the king keep his army?

What do you call a fly with no wings?

Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Why do cowboys ride horses?

What’s the smartest insect around?

Why did the boy run around his bed?

What has an eye, but cannot see?

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day?

What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?

What do witches order at hotels?

Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?

What did the spoon say to the knife?

What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?

What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?

What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert?

What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?

Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?

Why did the robber take a shower?

Why did the pony get detention?

What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing?

What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park?

What has two legs but can’t walk?

Where did the bird go when he lost a feather?

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Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?

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Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?

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What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

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Why was the clown crying?

How long should an elephant’s legs be?

What’s a frog’s favorite game?

Who is Knocking?

What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?

Where does the witch park her vehicle?

What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well?

What did the dinner plate say to the cup?

Where do books hide when they’re scared?

Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends?

What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

Where can you learn to make ice cream?

What did one eye say to the other?

Why was the math book always worried?

What do you call a worm with no teeth?

What smells the best at Thanksgiving?

What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?

What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team?

What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?

Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?

Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake?

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

What do you call two birds in love?

What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

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What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?

Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Which Budgie owns the cage?

What did the baker say to his wife?

Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?

Where do polar bears vote?

What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?

What kind of murderer has fiber?

What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?

What’s the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?

What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer?

If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

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What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?

What has four wheels and flies?

What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?

Why are elephants such bad dancers?

Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?

Why did the dog keep tripping?

Why was the turkey arrested?

Why did the elephant cross the road?

What lights up a stadium?

What does Santa clean his sleigh with?

How do you catch an unusual rabbit?

What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?

What do you call a pig that does karate?

What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house?

What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool?

What did the owl say to his sweetheart?

Which monster is the best dance partner?

What did the carrot say to the mushroom?

Where do polar bears keep their money?

What time is it when you have a toothache?

What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Are turkey leftovers good for your health?

Where can you always find a peacock?

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