Updated: 12 May 2018 16:29. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close the door! I’m dressing!

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V.gif What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

The letter β€œg.”

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V.gif Where do ghosts go for a swim?

The Dead Sea.

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V.gif Girlz are like….

Boy: Marry me?
Girl: Do you have a house?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
Boy: No..
Girl: How much is your salary?
Boy: No salary.. but..
Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please!!
Boy: I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferraris, 2Porsches.. Why do I still needto buy BMW?! How can I get salary when actually I am the BOSS?
Girl : wanna get married ?
Boy: NO !
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V.gif Why did the dog keep tripping?

Because she had two left feet.

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V.gif Why was the computer cold?

Because it left the Windows open!

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V.gif Why don’t animals eat clowns?

They taste funny!

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V.gif The best thing to do when two girls are fighting over you

When two girls are fighting over you, my brother i advice you to watch the fight to the end. Then marry the loser because you can't afford to have Mike Tyson as a wife.πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ
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V.gif What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?

Write on, good friend!

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V.gif Where did the king keep his army?

In his sleeve.

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V.gif Read what cannibal says to another

Two cannibals are sitting around eating a clown. One clown says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

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V.gif What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool?

Answer: Multipliers.

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V.gif What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemon-aid

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V.gif What did the monster ask his sweetheart?

Will you be my Valen-slime?

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V.gif Why does the great wall of china comes in the 7 wonders of the world

May be it's the first and only Chinese product which lasted for so long: P
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