Updated: 12 May 2018 13:20. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Why was Santa’s helper sad?

Because he had low elf-esteem.

😁😁 πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ πŸ˜…πŸ˜… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


V.gif Best slogan by a boy on the occasion of world environment day

.
.
.
β€˜Save Earth,
This is The Only Planet
Where U Get Girls.!
😁😁 πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ πŸ˜…πŸ˜… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


V.gif Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

Because it had ticks.

😁😁 πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ πŸ˜…πŸ˜… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


V.gif What do you call a pig that does karate?

A: A pork chop.

😁😁 πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ πŸ˜…πŸ˜… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


V.gif What do you call a left-handed dog?

A south paw.

😁😁 πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ πŸ˜…πŸ˜… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


V.gif Where can you always find a peacock?

In the dictionary.

😁😁 πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ πŸ˜…πŸ˜… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


V.gif Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

Because it was two tired.

😁😁 πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ πŸ˜…πŸ˜… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


V.gif Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?

Because all proper tea is theft!

😁😁 πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ πŸ˜…πŸ˜… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


V.gif What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

Spelling.

😁😁 πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ πŸ˜…πŸ˜… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


V.gif What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?

The outside.

😁😁 πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ πŸ˜…πŸ˜… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


V.gif What did the spoon say to the knife?

β€œYou’re so sharp!”

😁😁 πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ πŸ˜…πŸ˜… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


V.gif Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?

His mummy.

😁😁 πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ πŸ˜…πŸ˜… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


V.gif Where do baby pens spend their day?

In their play pen.

😁😁 πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ πŸ˜…πŸ˜… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


V.gif Why did the robber take a shower?

Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.

😁😁 πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ πŸ˜…πŸ˜… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


V.gif What’s a frog’s favorite game?

Hopscotch.

😁😁 πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ πŸ˜…πŸ˜… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


.

page 1 of 37976123...3797537976next »