Updated: 12 May 2018 13:05. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie?

Because it was rated “ARRR!”

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V.gif Where did the bird go when he lost a feather?

Answer: The re-tail shop.

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V.gif Why did the dog keep tripping?

Because she had two left feet.

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V.gif Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?

Because all proper tea is theft!

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V.gif Why can’t the elephant use the computer?

Because he’s afraid of the mouse.

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V.gif Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?

Because they peel!

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V.gif What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park?

The merry-go-round.

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V.gif What type of dog loves going to the groomer?

A shampoodle.

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V.gif What time is it when you have a toothache?

Answer: Tooth Hurty.

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V.gif Who is Knocking?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wet.

Wet who?

Wet me in, it’s raining out here!

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V.gif Relationship Between Men-Men and Women-Women

A woman doesn’t
come home one night. The
next day she tells her
husband that she had slept
over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's
10 best friends. None of
them know anything about
it.A man doesn’t come home
one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had
slept over at a friend’s
house. The wife calls her
husband's 10 best men
friends. Eight of them
confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he
was still there.
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V.gif What was born to succeed?

A budgie with a blunt beak.

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V.gif If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

Answer: Meat.

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V.gif What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house?

The living room.

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V.gif What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

His shadow.

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