Updated: 12 May 2018 13:18. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What has an eye, but cannot see?

A needle (or potato, tornado, hurricane, etc.).

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V.gif What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

Strawberries.

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V.gif Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert?

Because he was stuffed.

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V.gif What to do not to make your life 'tissue paper'

Ur Past is a Waste Paper,Present is a News Paper,Future is a Question Paper,So Read & Write carefuly otherwise ur life may be a Tissue paper..
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V.gif Why did the horse chew with his mouth open?

Because he had bad stable manners.

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V.gif What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and I, something smells.

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V.gif Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?

Because all proper tea is theft!

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V.gif What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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V.gif Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication?

In Times Square.

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V.gif How does the Easter Bunny travel?

By hare-plane.

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V.gif Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

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V.gif Why did the robber take a shower?

Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.

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V.gif What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

Spelling.

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V.gif This is why it is difficult for man to answer unknown call

A man received an unknown call..
Girl : hello do you have a gf??
Man : no, who are you darling?
Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u

Again man got a call
Girl : do u have a gf??
Man : yes darling
Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar…

Man : wtf….. :-P:-D
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V.gif WHY DO STUDENTS FAIL?

A year has 365 days
Sundays :52
balance :313 summer
holidays:50
bal:263days
8hours daily sleep means 122
days
bal:141days
1 hour daily playing means
15days
bal:126days
2 hours daily foodmeans 30 days
bal:96days
1hr 4 talking means15 days
bal:81days
exam days total in year 35days
bal:46 days
festival 40days
bal:6day
sickness 3days,movies & functions
at least2days,
balance-1day,
that 1 day is Ur birthday
HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS?
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