Updated: 12 May 2018 13:18. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What do you call a pig that does karate?

A: A pork chop.

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V.gif What makes a skeleton laugh?

When something tickles his funny bone.

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V.gif What did the teacher do at the beach?

She tested the water.

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V.gif What kind of music do mummies like best?

Answer: Wrap.

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V.gif What did the spoon say to the knife?

“You’re so sharp!”

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V.gif Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?

Because it was a-head.

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V.gif What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing?

Answer: Bookworms.

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V.gif How did the hairdresser win the race?

She knew a shortcut.

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V.gif Why did the boy run around his bed?

He was trying to catch up on his sleep.

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V.gif Best slogan by a boy on the occasion of world environment day

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‘Save Earth,
This is The Only Planet
Where U Get Girls.!
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V.gif Why can’t skeletons play music?

Because they have no organs.

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V.gif What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music?

Hip-hop.

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V.gif What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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V.gif What lights up a stadium?

A soccer match.

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V.gif Relationship Between Men-Men and Women-Women

A woman doesn’t
come home one night. The
next day she tells her
husband that she had slept
over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's
10 best friends. None of
them know anything about
it.A man doesn’t come home
one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had
slept over at a friend’s
house. The wife calls her
husband's 10 best men
friends. Eight of them
confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he
was still there.
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