Updated: 12 May 2018 13:05. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake?

Because you can’t pull his leg.

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V.gif Where do baby pens spend their day?

In their play pen.

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V.gif What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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V.gif What's ET short for?

Because he's got little legs.

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V.gif Best slogan by a boy on the occasion of world environment day

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β€˜Save Earth,
This is The Only Planet
Where U Get Girls.!
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V.gif Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?

Because he liked cool music.

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V.gif Why did the book join the police force?

He wanted to go undercover.

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V.gif What kind of weather does a turkey like?

Fowl weather.

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V.gif What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day?

Let me count the ways I love you.

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V.gif What did the circle say to the triangle?

I don’t see your point.

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V.gif What’s brown and sneaks around the kitchen?

Mince spies.

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V.gif Signs Of Aging

SIGNS OF AGING
Written by a confident lady …πŸ˜„

After a meeting, I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.

My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.

My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them …….
His theory is the car will be stolen if left at the ignition key slot !

Immediately, I rushed to the parking lot and came to a terrifying conclusion …..
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty 😱😞😞.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, description of the car, place I parked, etc. I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that the car had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband,
I left my keys in the car …. and it has been stolen."

There was a big silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, and happy as well, I said, "Well, then pls come and get me."

He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman, that I have not stolen your car." 😁😁

Don't laugh alone πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Send to other husbands or wives because ….
So many things go wrong daily, and you can't blame yourself all the times πŸ˜‰πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜†

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V.gif What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?

Neck-tarines.

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V.gif What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Answer: Stuck!

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V.gif What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing?

Answer: Bookworms.

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