Updated: 12 May 2018 13:05. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineโ€™s Day?

Cauliflower.

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V.gif Where does the witch park her vehicle?

In the broom closet.

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V.gif Why canโ€™t the elephant use the computer?

Because heโ€™s afraid of the mouse.

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V.gif Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because it was the chickenโ€™s day off.

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V.gif What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

The letter โ€œg.โ€

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V.gif Why did the chicken go to jail?

Because he was using fowl language.

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V.gif How does the Easter Bunny travel?

By hare-plane.

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V.gif Signs Of Aging

SIGNS OF AGING
Written by a confident lady …๐Ÿ˜„

After a meeting, I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.

My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.

My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them …….
His theory is the car will be stolen if left at the ignition key slot !

Immediately, I rushed to the parking lot and came to a terrifying conclusion …..
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, description of the car, place I parked, etc. I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that the car had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband,
I left my keys in the car …. and it has been stolen."

There was a big silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, and happy as well, I said, "Well, then pls come and get me."

He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman, that I have not stolen your car." ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Don't laugh alone ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Send to other husbands or wives because ….
So many things go wrong daily, and you can't blame yourself all the times ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜†

~~ Shared as received
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V.gif What do you call a worm with no teeth?

Answer: A gummy worm.

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V.gif What did the squirrel give for Valentineโ€™s Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

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V.gif Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they have honeycombs.

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V.gif Why was Santaโ€™s helper sad?

Because he had low elf-esteem.

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V.gif Why was the math book always worried?

Because it had so many problems.

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V.gif What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?

A bagel.

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V.gif What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and I, something smells.

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