Updated: 12 May 2018 13:26. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif New Method to propose

Boy: You look Exactly Like my Wife.!
Girl: Ohhh..What's your Wife Name?
Boy: I'm not Married yet
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V.gif What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well?

ANSWER: Hay fever.

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V.gif Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?

Because they peel!

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V.gif What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?

Neck-tarines.

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V.gif What did the spoon say to the knife?

β€œYou’re so sharp!”

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V.gif What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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V.gif What does a skeleton order for dinner?

Spare ribs.

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V.gif Why are there fences around cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in.

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V.gif The best thing to do when two girls are fighting over you

When two girls are fighting over you, my brother i advice you to watch the fight to the end. Then marry the loser because you can't afford to have Mike Tyson as a wife.πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ
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V.gif Why did the robber take a shower?

Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.

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V.gif Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

Because it was two tired.

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V.gif How do you catch an unusual rabbit?

Unique up on it.

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V.gif Why does the great wall of china comes in the 7 wonders of the world

May be it's the first and only Chinese product which lasted for so long: P
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V.gif Where can you learn to make ice cream?

At Sundae School.

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V.gif What did the stamp say to the envelope?

I’m stuck on you.

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