Updated: 12 May 2018 13:18. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What did the farmer give his wife for Valentineโ€™s Day?

Hogs and kisses.

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V.gif Why are elephants such bad dancers?

Because they have two left feet.

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V.gif New Method to propose

Boy: You look Exactly Like my Wife.!
Girl: Ohhh..What's your Wife Name?
Boy: I'm not Married yet
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V.gif Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine.

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V.gif Why was the clown crying?

Because he broke his funny bone.

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V.gif Why does the great wall of china comes in the 7 wonders of the world

May be it's the first and only Chinese product which lasted for so long: P
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V.gif BOY and GIRL In restaurant

BOY: do u luv me

GIRL: no

BOY: think again

GIRL: i told u No

BOY: waitr bring separate bills

GIRL:: -Ooh Baby I luv u.
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V.gif What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?

A title wave.

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V.gif What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemon-aid

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V.gif What do elephants say to one another on Valentineโ€™s Day?

I love you a ton.

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


V.gif Where do polar bears vote?

At the North Pole.

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V.gif What kind of music do mummies like best?

Answer: Wrap.

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V.gif What type of diet did the snowman go on?

The Meltdown Diet.

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V.gif What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?

Will you be my Valen-twine?

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


V.gif What do you call a fish with no eye?

A fsh.

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