Updated: 12 May 2018 07:16. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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V.gif Which school supply is king of the classroom?

The ruler

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V.gif What lights up a stadium?

A soccer match.

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V.gif What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

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V.gif Whatโ€™s a math teacherโ€™s favorite tool?

Answer: Multipliers.

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V.gif Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they have honeycombs.

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V.gif Where does the witch park her vehicle?

In the broom closet.

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V.gif Why are elephants such bad dancers?

Because they have two left feet.

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V.gif What did the teacher do at the beach?

She tested the water.

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V.gif Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?

A leek.

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V.gif Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team?

Because she had the perfect pitch.

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V.gif What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?

They went on a class trip.

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V.gif How do you catch an unusual rabbit?

Unique up on it.

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V.gif Why did the book join the police force?

He wanted to go undercover.

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V.gif What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?

A pine-apple.

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