Updated: 12 May 2018 16:00. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter?

An envelope.

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V.gif Where did the king keep his army?

In his sleeve.

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V.gif What did the owl say to his sweetheart?

Owl be yours.

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V.gif What do you call a fly with no wings?

Answer: A walk.

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V.gif What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?

Ice Scream.

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V.gif Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?

Because all proper tea is theft!

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V.gif What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?

That’s nacho cheese.

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V.gif Why did the dog keep tripping?

Because she had two left feet.

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V.gif Relationship Between Men-Men and Women-Women

A woman doesn’t
come home one night. The
next day she tells her
husband that she had slept
over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's
10 best friends. None of
them know anything about
it.A man doesn’t come home
one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had
slept over at a friend’s
house. The wife calls her
husband's 10 best men
friends. Eight of them
confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he
was still there.
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V.gif What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team?

The quarterback.

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V.gif What’s the smartest insect around?

The spelling bee.

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V.gif What do you call a pig that does karate?

A: A pork chop.

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V.gif Why did the robber take a shower?

Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.

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V.gif What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?

Fowl balls.

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V.gif Girlz are like….

Boy: Marry me?
Girl: Do you have a house?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
Boy: No..
Girl: How much is your salary?
Boy: No salary.. but..
Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please!!
Boy: I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferraris, 2Porsches.. Why do I still needto buy BMW?! How can I get salary when actually I am the BOSS?
Girl : wanna get married ?
Boy: NO !
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