Updated: 12 May 2018 15:59. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif How did the boy react when his turtle died?

He was shell-shocked.

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V.gif What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?

The letter “d.”

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V.gif What to do not to make your life 'tissue paper'

Ur Past is a Waste Paper,Present is a News Paper,Future is a Question Paper,So Read & Write carefuly otherwise ur life may be a Tissue paper..
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V.gif Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?

You should never press your luck!

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V.gif What did the carrot say to the mushroom?

You’re a fungi (fun guy).

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V.gif What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool?

Answer: Multipliers.

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V.gif What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?

Snow.

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V.gif What gives you the power to walk through a wall?

Answer: A door.

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V.gif How do you catch an unusual rabbit?

Unique up on it.

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V.gif What was born to succeed?

A budgie with a blunt beak.

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V.gif Why did the chicken go to jail?

Because he was using fowl language.

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V.gif Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?

Because it went back for seconds.

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V.gif What did the hamburger name her daughter?

Patty.

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V.gif What’s black and white over and over again?

A penguin rolling down a hill.

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V.gif Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication?

In Times Square.

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