Updated: 11 May 2018 12:07. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Where do baby pens spend their day?

In their play pen.

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V.gif New Method to propose

Boy: You look Exactly Like my Wife.!
Girl: Ohhh..What's your Wife Name?
Boy: I'm not Married yet
!
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V.gif What did the apple tree say to the farmer?

Stop picking on me!

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V.gif Why does the great wall of china comes in the 7 wonders of the world

May be it's the first and only Chinese product which lasted for so long: P
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V.gif What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?

Write on, good friend!

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V.gif Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?

Because it was a-head.

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V.gif What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert?

Answer: Pi.

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V.gif Why was the turkey arrested?

It was suspected of fowl play.

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V.gif What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?

Neck-tarines.

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V.gif The Equation of Marriage

The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glances = 1 Smile
7 Smiles = 1 Meeting
7 Meetings = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposals = 1 Marriage
And that 1 marriage has 77777+
problems.
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V.gif What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?

The letter “d.”

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V.gif What do you call a fly with no wings?

Answer: A walk.

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V.gif What type of dog loves going to the groomer?

A shampoodle.

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V.gif Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?

Because she wanted to make-up her mind

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V.gif What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

Hogs and kisses.

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