Updated: 11 May 2018 12:02. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Which school supply is king of the classroom?

The ruler

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V.gif Where do baby pens spend their day?

In their play pen.

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V.gif What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?

That’s nacho cheese.

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V.gif Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication?

In Times Square.

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V.gif What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park?

The merry-go-round.

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V.gif Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents?

Because they were trans-parents.

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V.gif What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close the door! I’m dressing!

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V.gif What type of dog loves going to the groomer?

A shampoodle.

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V.gif What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool?

Answer: Multipliers.

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V.gif Why did the horse chew with his mouth open?

Because he had bad stable manners.

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V.gif What gives you the power to walk through a wall?

Answer: A door.

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V.gif Read what cannibal says to another

Two cannibals are sitting around eating a clown. One clown says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

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V.gif Which monster is the best dance partner?

The Boogie Man

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V.gif What makes a skeleton laugh?

When something tickles his funny bone.

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V.gif What did the spoon say to the knife?

“You’re so sharp!”

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