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V.gif How do monsters tell their fortunes?

V.gif Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?

V.gif If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

V.gif What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

V.gif Which bus crossed the ocean?

V.gif Why are there fences around cemeteries?

V.gif Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

V.gif Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?

V.gif What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day?

V.gif What do birds do on Halloween?

V.gif What do you call two birds in love?

V.gif What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

V.gif What did the monster ask his sweetheart?

V.gif What did the apple tree say to the farmer?

V.gif Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents?

V.gif Why did the elephant cross the road?

V.gif What kind of music do mummies like best?

V.gif Which monster is the best dance partner?

V.gif What do you call a fish with no eye?

V.gif What does Santa clean his sleigh with?

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