Updated: 13 May 2018 07:25. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

Spelling.

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V.gif Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?

Because her students were so bright.

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V.gif Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it’s too far to walk.

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V.gif What has four wheels and flies?

A trash truck.

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V.gif Why was Santa’s helper sad?

Because he had low elf-esteem.

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V.gif What does Santa clean his sleigh with?

Comet.

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V.gif What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

Hogs and kisses.

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V.gif What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex?

From a distance.

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V.gif If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

Answer: Meat.

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V.gif This is why they said lady is first

2 Lovers decided to suicide…!
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Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her
eyes n returned
Home…
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Boy In the Air Opened the
Parachute n Said I
knew that Bitch won't "jump.!
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From that day onwards
peoplestarted saying

  1. Ladies First

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V.gif Where do baby pens spend their day?

In their play pen.

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V.gif Which is faster, heat or cold?

Heat, because you can catch a cold.

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V.gif Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie?

Because it was rated “ARRR!”

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V.gif How does the Easter Bunny travel?

By hare-plane.

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V.gif What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team?

The quarterback.

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