Updated: 12 May 2018 13:43. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Why did the chicken go to jail?

Because he was using fowl language.

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V.gif Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?

Because it went back for seconds.

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V.gif How did the boy react when his turtle died?

He was shell-shocked.

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V.gif How do bears keep their den cool in the summer?

They use bear-conditioning.

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V.gif News about the ice-­‐cream man?

Did you hear about the ice-­‐cream man, he was found dead in his ice-­‐cream van, covered in chocolate sauce and hundreds-­‐and-­‐thousands? The police said that he had ?topped? himself.
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V.gif What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

Fry-day.

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V.gif Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

They would quack up!

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V.gif What do you call a worm with no teeth?

Answer: A gummy worm.

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V.gif What do you call a pig that does karate?

A: A pork chop.

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V.gif Why was the turkey arrested?

It was suspected of fowl play.

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V.gif What kind of murderer has fiber?

A cereal killer.

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V.gif Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?

Because she wanted to make-up her mind

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V.gif What do witches order at hotels?

Broom service.

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V.gif What’s brown and sneaks around the kitchen?

Mince spies.

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V.gif What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?

Will you be my Valen-twine?

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