Updated: 12 May 2018 16:01. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Where do ghosts go for a swim?

The Dead Sea.

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V.gif Who is Knocking?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wet.

Wet who?

Wet me in, it’s raining out here!

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V.gif What did the spoon say to the knife?

β€œYou’re so sharp!”

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V.gif What's ET short for?

Because he's got little legs.

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V.gif What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?

A pine-apple.

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V.gif Why do cowboys ride horses?

Because they’re too heavy to carry.

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V.gif Read what happen when 8 year old girl ask her father about sex

An 8-­‐year-­‐old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?"

The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer.

He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees'. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?"

The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."
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V.gif Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie?

Because it was rated β€œARRR!”

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V.gif Where did the bird go when he lost a feather?

Answer: The re-tail shop.

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V.gif What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team?

The quarterback.

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V.gif What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?

Ice Scream.

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V.gif What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?

Answer: The Head…

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V.gif Why did the chicken go to jail?

Because he was using fowl language.

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V.gif What kind of murderer has fiber?

A cereal killer.

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V.gif What do you call a worm with no teeth?

Answer: A gummy worm.

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