Updated: 12 May 2018 16:09. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif How does the Easter Bunny travel?

By hare-plane.

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V.gif What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?

Cauliflower.

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V.gif What do you call a left-handed dog?

A south paw.

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V.gif Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?

Because it was a-head.

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V.gif Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it’s too far to walk.

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V.gif Who is Knocking?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wet.

Wet who?

Wet me in, it’s raining out here!

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V.gif What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?

A title wave.

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V.gif What did the stamp say to the envelope?

I’m stuck on you.

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V.gif What do you call a fish with no eye?

A fsh.

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V.gif Why do eggs hate jokes?

Because they crack up.

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V.gif If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

Answer: Meat.

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V.gif What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?

The outside.

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V.gif Where do polar bears vote?

At the North Pole.

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V.gif News about the ice-­‐cream man?

Did you hear about the ice-­‐cream man, he was found dead in his ice-­‐cream van, covered in chocolate sauce and hundreds-­‐and-­‐thousands? The police said that he had ?topped? himself.
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V.gif BOY and GIRL In restaurant

BOY: do u luv me

GIRL: no

BOY: think again

GIRL: i told u No

BOY: waitr bring separate bills

GIRL:: -Ooh Baby I luv u.
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