Updated: 12 May 2018 18:11. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Whatโ€™s bigger than an elephant, but doesnโ€™t weigh anything?

His shadow.

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V.gif Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because it was the chickenโ€™s day off.

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V.gif Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was always on the deck.

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V.gif Why did the boy run around his bed?

He was trying to catch up on his sleep.

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V.gif What bird loves construction work?

Answer: A crane.

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V.gif Why did the book join the police force?

He wanted to go undercover.

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V.gif What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentineโ€™s Day?

Let me count the ways I love you.

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V.gif What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?

The outside.

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V.gif What time is it when you have a toothache?

Answer: Tooth Hurty.

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V.gif Which Budgie owns the cage?

Three budgies in a cage, one on the top perch, one on the middle and one on the bottom perch.

Which Budgie owns the cage?

The one on the bottom perch, the other two are on higher perches.
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V.gif Where did the king keep his army?

In his sleeve.

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V.gif Which school supply is king of the classroom?

The ruler

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V.gif What did the hamburger name her daughter?

Patty.

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V.gif Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?

Because it went back for seconds.

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V.gif WHY DO STUDENTS FAIL?

A year has 365 days
Sundays :52
balance :313 summer
holidays:50
bal:263days
8hours daily sleep means 122
days
bal:141days
1 hour daily playing means
15days
bal:126days
2 hours daily foodmeans 30 days
bal:96days
1hr 4 talking means15 days
bal:81days
exam days total in year 35days
bal:46 days
festival 40days
bal:6day
sickness 3days,movies & functions
at least2days,
balance-1day,
that 1 day is Ur birthday
HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS?
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