Updated: 12 May 2018 18:03. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What type of diet did the snowman go on?

The Meltdown Diet.

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V.gif Why are there fences around cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in.

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V.gif What does a skeleton order for dinner?

Spare ribs.

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V.gif Best slogan by a boy on the occasion of world environment day

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β€˜Save Earth,
This is The Only Planet
Where U Get Girls.!
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V.gif Why did the chicken go to jail?

Because he was using fowl language.

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V.gif What makes a skeleton laugh?

When something tickles his funny bone.

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V.gif Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine.

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V.gif Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie?

Because it was rated β€œARRR!”

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V.gif Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

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V.gif What did the circle say to the triangle?

I don’t see your point.

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V.gif What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?

You fill them both up with as much food and alcohol you can, but it's only the shopping trolley that has a mind of its own.

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V.gif Who is Knocking?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wet.

Wet who?

Wet me in, it’s raining out here!

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V.gif What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert?

Answer: Pi.

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V.gif What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close the door! I’m dressing!

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V.gif Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?

Because it was a-head.

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