Updated: 12 May 2018 18:24. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks

Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Question .1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans.- In his Last Battle.
Question .2- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
Ans.- Marriage.
Question .3- Ganga Flows in which State ?
Ans.- Liquid State.
Question .4- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
Ans.- On His Birthday
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V.gif Which flower talks the most?

Tulips, because they have two lips.

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V.gif Why was the turkey arrested?

It was suspected of fowl play.

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V.gif What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

The letter β€œg.”

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V.gif What do birds do on Halloween?

They go trick or tweeting.

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V.gif What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?

Snow.

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V.gif What bird loves construction work?

Answer: A crane.

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V.gif Funny phone call

Unknown Calls ;
He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
She : Yes , Who are you ?
He : Im your brother , Just wait till
i come home !
Another Unknown call
He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
She : No !
He : Im your boyfriend ,You just
broke my heart
She : Sorry , I thought it was my
brother !
He : Haha ! Im your brother Let
me reach the house
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V.gif What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool?

Answer: Multipliers.

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V.gif What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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V.gif What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team.

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V.gif What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer?

Make websites.

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V.gif What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

You join his fang club.

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V.gif What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

Spelling.

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V.gif What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemon-aid

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