Updated: 13 May 2018 06:35. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Which monster is the best dance partner?

The Boogie Man

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V.gif What do you call a left-handed dog?

A south paw.

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V.gif What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

Hogs and kisses.

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V.gif Are turkey leftovers good for your health?

Not if you’re the turkey!

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V.gif What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house?

The living room.

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V.gif Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?

Because her students were so bright.

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V.gif What type of dog loves going to the groomer?

A shampoodle.

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V.gif Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

Because it had ticks.

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V.gif Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside.

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V.gif What kind of murderer has fiber?

A cereal killer.

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V.gif Who is Knocking?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wet.

Wet who?

Wet me in, it’s raining out here!

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V.gif What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?

Ice Scream.

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V.gif What has two legs but can’t walk?

A pair of pants.

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V.gif Facebook trues

I saw her fb and i adder her!

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I saw her outside and i deleted her: p
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V.gif Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents?

Because they were trans-parents.

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