Updated: 13 May 2018 06:35. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Sometime mistake is good, see this

If a BARBER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new style. .
If a POLITICIAN makes a
mistake,
it’s a new law. .
If a SCIENTIST makes a
mistake,
it’s a new invention. .
If a TAILOR makes a
mistake,
it’s a new fashion. .
If a TEACHER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new theory. .
If a STUDENT makes a
mistake,
it’s a "MISTAKE" .
This iz cheating…
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V.gif Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was always on the deck.

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V.gif Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside.

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V.gif What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer?

Make websites.

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V.gif Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?

Because it went back for seconds.

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V.gif What kind of murderer has fiber?

A cereal killer.

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V.gif What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?

Lots of blood tests.

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V.gif Where did the king keep his army?

In his sleeve.

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V.gif What did the snowman have for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

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V.gif What did the duck say to the clown?

You quack me up!

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V.gif Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?

Because he only had one pupil.

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V.gif What do you call a fish with no eye?

A fsh.

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V.gif Where can you always find a peacock?

In the dictionary.

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V.gif What do you call a left-handed dog?

A south paw.

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V.gif What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

You join his fang club.

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