Updated: 12 May 2018 18:24. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

The letter “g.”

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V.gif What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?

You fill them both up with as much food and alcohol you can, but it's only the shopping trolley that has a mind of its own.

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V.gif Why do eggs hate jokes?

Because they crack up.

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V.gif Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they have honeycombs.

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V.gif What time is it when you have a toothache?

Answer: Tooth Hurty.

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V.gif Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?

Because he was a pain in the neck.

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V.gif What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

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V.gif What bird loves construction work?

Answer: A crane.

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V.gif What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

Hogs and kisses.

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V.gif Why did the chicken go to jail?

Because he was using fowl language.

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V.gif Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog

A man walking down the streets sees another man with a very big dog. One man says to the other, "Does your dog bite", the man replies "No my dog doesn't" The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite" said the injured man. "Thats not my dog", replied the other.
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V.gif What do you call a left-handed dog?

A south paw.

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V.gif What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music?

Hip-hop.

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V.gif What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

You join his fang club.

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V.gif Where do polar bears vote?

At the North Pole.

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