Updated: 12 May 2018 18:24. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Which flower talks the most?

Tulips, because they have two lips.

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V.gif Why couldnโ€™t the boy go to the pirate movie?

Because it was rated โ€œARRR!โ€

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V.gif How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

He was shocked.

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V.gif What did the owl say to his sweetheart?

Owl be yours.

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V.gif How do you catch an unusual rabbit?

Unique up on it.

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V.gif What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?

They can all do splits.

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V.gif Relationship Between Men-Men and Women-Women

A woman doesnโ€™t
come home one night. The
next day she tells her
husband that she had slept
over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's
10 best friends. None of
them know anything about
it.A man doesnโ€™t come home
one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had
slept over at a friendโ€™s
house. The wife calls her
husband's 10 best men
friends. Eight of them
confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he
was still there.
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V.gif What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team.

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V.gif Whatโ€™s a math teacherโ€™s favorite tool?

Answer: Multipliers.

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V.gif Why was the computer cold?

Because it left the Windows open!

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V.gif Why was the clown crying?

Because he broke his funny bone.

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V.gif The best thing to do when two girls are fighting over you

When two girls are fighting over you, my brother i advice you to watch the fight to the end. Then marry the loser because you can't afford to have Mike Tyson as a wife.๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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V.gif Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?

Because they peel!

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V.gif Why was the math book always worried?

Because it had so many problems.

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V.gif What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?

Answer: The Head…

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