Updated: 13 May 2018 06:20. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Where do cows go on the weekend?

To the moo-vies.

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V.gif What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?

Ice Scream.

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V.gif What smells the best at Thanksgiving?

Your nose.

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V.gif How do bears keep their den cool in the summer?

They use bear-conditioning.

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V.gif What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing?

Answer: Bookworms.

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V.gif What has two legs but can’t walk?

A pair of pants.

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V.gif Why did the boy run around his bed?

He was trying to catch up on his sleep.

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V.gif What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play?

Twister.

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V.gif Where do ghosts go for a swim?

The Dead Sea.

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V.gif New Method to propose

Boy: You look Exactly Like my Wife.!
Girl: Ohhh..What's your Wife Name?
Boy: I'm not Married yet
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V.gif Why are there fences around cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in.

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V.gif How do you catch a polar bear?

You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea, you kick it in the ice hole.

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V.gif What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?

Roll them back, of course!

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V.gif What do you call a left-handed dog?

A south paw.

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V.gif What do a car and an elephant have in common?

They both have trunks.

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