Updated: 11 May 2018 11:56. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Sometime mistake is good, see this

If a BARBER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new style. .
If a POLITICIAN makes a
mistake,
it’s a new law. .
If a SCIENTIST makes a
mistake,
it’s a new invention. .
If a TAILOR makes a
mistake,
it’s a new fashion. .
If a TEACHER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new theory. .
If a STUDENT makes a
mistake,
it’s a "MISTAKE" .
This iz cheating…
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V.gif Why was the computer cold?

Because it left the Windows open!

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V.gif What did the apple tree say to the farmer?

Stop picking on me!

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V.gif Where do polar bears keep their money?

Answer: In snow banks.

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V.gif Why are fish so smart?

Because they are always in a school.

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V.gif What do you call a left-handed dog?

A south paw.

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V.gif What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?

Neck-tarines.

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V.gif What’s the smartest insect around?

The spelling bee.

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V.gif What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert?

Answer: Pi.

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V.gif WHY DO STUDENTS FAIL?

A year has 365 days
Sundays :52
balance :313 summer
holidays:50
bal:263days
8hours daily sleep means 122
days
bal:141days
1 hour daily playing means
15days
bal:126days
2 hours daily foodmeans 30 days
bal:96days
1hr 4 talking means15 days
bal:81days
exam days total in year 35days
bal:46 days
festival 40days
bal:6day
sickness 3days,movies & functions
at least2days,
balance-1day,
that 1 day is Ur birthday
HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS?
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V.gif Facebook trues

I saw her fb and i adder her!

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I saw her outside and i deleted her: p
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V.gif What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?

The outside.

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V.gif Signs Of Aging

SIGNS OF AGING
Written by a confident lady …😄

After a meeting, I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.

My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.

My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them …….
His theory is the car will be stolen if left at the ignition key slot !

Immediately, I rushed to the parking lot and came to a terrifying conclusion …..
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty 😱😞😞.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, description of the car, place I parked, etc. I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that the car had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband,
I left my keys in the car …. and it has been stolen."

There was a big silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, and happy as well, I said, "Well, then pls come and get me."

He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman, that I have not stolen your car." 😁😁

Don't laugh alone 😄😄😅😅😂😂

Send to other husbands or wives because ….
So many things go wrong daily, and you can't blame yourself all the times 😉😊😆

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V.gif Funny phone call

Unknown Calls ;
He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
She : Yes , Who are you ?
He : Im your brother , Just wait till
i come home !
Another Unknown call
He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
She : No !
He : Im your boyfriend ,You just
broke my heart
She : Sorry , I thought it was my
brother !
He : Haha ! Im your brother Let
me reach the house
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V.gif What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?

“Why the long face?”

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