Updated: 11 May 2018 11:56. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Why was Santaโ€™s helper sad?

Because he had low elf-esteem.

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V.gif Why donโ€™t animals eat clowns?

They taste funny!

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V.gif Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because itโ€™s too far to walk.

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V.gif What do you call a fly with no wings?

Answer: A walk.

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V.gif Signs Of Aging

SIGNS OF AGING
Written by a confident lady …๐Ÿ˜„

After a meeting, I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.

My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.

My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them …….
His theory is the car will be stolen if left at the ignition key slot !

Immediately, I rushed to the parking lot and came to a terrifying conclusion …..
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, description of the car, place I parked, etc. I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that the car had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband,
I left my keys in the car …. and it has been stolen."

There was a big silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, and happy as well, I said, "Well, then pls come and get me."

He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman, that I have not stolen your car." ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Don't laugh alone ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Send to other husbands or wives because ….
So many things go wrong daily, and you can't blame yourself all the times ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜†

~~ Shared as received
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V.gif What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?

Snow.

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V.gif Why couldnโ€™t the turkey eat dessert?

Because he was stuffed.

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V.gif Whatโ€™s a librarianโ€™s favorite type of bait when fishing?

Answer: Bookworms.

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V.gif Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?

To her broom.

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V.gif Why couldnโ€™t the bicycle stand up?

Because it was two tired.

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V.gif Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?

Because he liked cool music.

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V.gif What kind of table can you have for dinner?

A vege-table.

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V.gif Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

Because it had ticks.

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V.gif Which flower talks the most?

Tulips, because they have two lips.

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V.gif What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?

Write on, good friend!

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