Updated: 11 May 2018 11:56. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?

The letter β€œd.”

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V.gif What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?

I’m stuffed!

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V.gif Why did the pony get detention?

Because he was horsing around.

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V.gif Where can you learn to make ice cream?

At Sundae School.

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V.gif What type of diet did the snowman go on?

The Meltdown Diet.

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V.gif What’s black and white over and over again?

A penguin rolling down a hill.

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V.gif Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents?

Because they were trans-parents.

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V.gif What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool?

Answer: Multipliers.

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V.gif What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team.

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V.gif What did the dinner plate say to the cup?

Dinner’s on me tonight.

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V.gif Signs Of Aging

SIGNS OF AGING
Written by a confident lady …πŸ˜„

After a meeting, I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.

My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.

My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them …….
His theory is the car will be stolen if left at the ignition key slot !

Immediately, I rushed to the parking lot and came to a terrifying conclusion …..
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty 😱😞😞.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, description of the car, place I parked, etc. I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that the car had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband,
I left my keys in the car …. and it has been stolen."

There was a big silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, and happy as well, I said, "Well, then pls come and get me."

He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman, that I have not stolen your car." 😁😁

Don't laugh alone πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Send to other husbands or wives because ….
So many things go wrong daily, and you can't blame yourself all the times πŸ˜‰πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜†

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V.gif What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park?

The merry-go-round.

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V.gif The Equation of Marriage

The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glances = 1 Smile
7 Smiles = 1 Meeting
7 Meetings = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposals = 1 Marriage
And that 1 marriage has 77777+
problems.
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V.gif What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer?

Make websites.

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V.gif What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?

They went on a class trip.

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