Updated: 11 May 2018 12:35. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Girlz are like….

Boy: Marry me?
Girl: Do you have a house?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
Boy: No..
Girl: How much is your salary?
Boy: No salary.. but..
Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please!!
Boy: I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferraris, 2Porsches.. Why do I still needto buy BMW?! How can I get salary when actually I am the BOSS?
Girl : wanna get married ?
Boy: NO !
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V.gif What has an eye, but cannot see?

A needle (or potato, tornado, hurricane, etc.).

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V.gif What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasnโ€™t feeling well?

ANSWER: Hay fever.

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V.gif What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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V.gif Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.

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V.gif Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?

Because she wanted to make-up her mind

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V.gif Why was the math book always worried?

Because it had so many problems.

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V.gif Which school supply is king of the classroom?

The ruler

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V.gif What kind of murderer has fiber?

A cereal killer.

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V.gif Whatโ€™s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

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V.gif Which monster is the best dance partner?

The Boogie Man

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V.gif Sometime mistake is good, see this

If a BARBER makes a
mistake,
itโ€™s a new style. .
If a POLITICIAN makes a
mistake,
itโ€™s a new law. .
If a SCIENTIST makes a
mistake,
itโ€™s a new invention. .
If a TAILOR makes a
mistake,
itโ€™s a new fashion. .
If a TEACHER makes a
mistake,
itโ€™s a new theory. .
If a STUDENT makes a
mistake,
itโ€™s a "MISTAKE" .
This iz cheating…
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V.gif What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?

Lots of blood tests.

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V.gif Whatโ€™s a math teacherโ€™s favorite tool?

Answer: Multipliers.

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V.gif Relationship Between Men-Men and Women-Women

A woman doesnโ€™t
come home one night. The
next day she tells her
husband that she had slept
over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's
10 best friends. None of
them know anything about
it.A man doesnโ€™t come home
one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had
slept over at a friendโ€™s
house. The wife calls her
husband's 10 best men
friends. Eight of them
confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he
was still there.
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