Updated: 13 May 2018 07:25. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?

A title wave.

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V.gif What do birds do on Halloween?

They go trick or tweeting.

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V.gif Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?

Because he was a pain in the neck.

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V.gif What’s the smartest insect around?

The spelling bee.

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V.gif WHY DO STUDENTS FAIL?

A year has 365 days
Sundays :52
balance :313 summer
holidays:50
bal:263days
8hours daily sleep means 122
days
bal:141days
1 hour daily playing means
15days
bal:126days
2 hours daily foodmeans 30 days
bal:96days
1hr 4 talking means15 days
bal:81days
exam days total in year 35days
bal:46 days
festival 40days
bal:6day
sickness 3days,movies & functions
at least2days,
balance-1day,
that 1 day is Ur birthday
HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS?
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V.gif Signs Of Aging

SIGNS OF AGING
Written by a confident lady …πŸ˜„

After a meeting, I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.

My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.

My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them …….
His theory is the car will be stolen if left at the ignition key slot !

Immediately, I rushed to the parking lot and came to a terrifying conclusion …..
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty 😱😞😞.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, description of the car, place I parked, etc. I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that the car had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband,
I left my keys in the car …. and it has been stolen."

There was a big silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, and happy as well, I said, "Well, then pls come and get me."

He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman, that I have not stolen your car." 😁😁

Don't laugh alone πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Send to other husbands or wives because ….
So many things go wrong daily, and you can't blame yourself all the times πŸ˜‰πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜†

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V.gif Why was the turkey arrested?

It was suspected of fowl play.

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V.gif Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?

Because it was a-head.

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V.gif Where do baby pens spend their day?

In their play pen.

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V.gif What kind of music do mummies like best?

Answer: Wrap.

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V.gif What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

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V.gif Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?

Because she wanted to make-up her mind

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V.gif What type of diet did the snowman go on?

The Meltdown Diet.

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V.gif Which flower talks the most?

Tulips, because they have two lips.

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V.gif Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

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