Updated: 13 May 2018 07:05. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Read what cannibal says to another

Two cannibals are sitting around eating a clown. One clown says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

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V.gif What was born to succeed?

A budgie with a blunt beak.

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V.gif Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends?

At the corner.

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V.gif The best thing to do when two girls are fighting over you

When two girls are fighting over you, my brother i advice you to watch the fight to the end. Then marry the loser because you can't afford to have Mike Tyson as a wife.πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ
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V.gif What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

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V.gif What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?

The letter β€œd.”

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V.gif Signs Of Aging

SIGNS OF AGING
Written by a confident lady …πŸ˜„

After a meeting, I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.

My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.

My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them …….
His theory is the car will be stolen if left at the ignition key slot !

Immediately, I rushed to the parking lot and came to a terrifying conclusion …..
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty 😱😞😞.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, description of the car, place I parked, etc. I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that the car had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband,
I left my keys in the car …. and it has been stolen."

There was a big silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, and happy as well, I said, "Well, then pls come and get me."

He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman, that I have not stolen your car." 😁😁

Don't laugh alone πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Send to other husbands or wives because ….
So many things go wrong daily, and you can't blame yourself all the times πŸ˜‰πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜†

~~ Shared as received
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V.gif What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?

You mean a great dill to me.

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V.gif Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was always on the deck.

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V.gif How do monsters tell their fortunes?

They read their horror-scopes.

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V.gif Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?

A leek.

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V.gif Relationship Between Men-Men and Women-Women

A woman doesn’t
come home one night. The
next day she tells her
husband that she had slept
over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's
10 best friends. None of
them know anything about
it.A man doesn’t come home
one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had
slept over at a friend’s
house. The wife calls her
husband's 10 best men
friends. Eight of them
confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he
was still there.
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V.gif How did the hairdresser win the race?

She knew a shortcut.

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V.gif What’s the smartest insect around?

The spelling bee.

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V.gif Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

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